Breaking! Adam Goodes calls for Don Bradman Stand to be renamed!

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In a controversial speech yesterday at the Sydney Cricket Ground before the Swans’ systematic demolition of Essendon in the Second Elimination Final, former footballer Adam Goodes has called for the stand named after cricket great, Sir Donald Bradman, at the Adelaide Oval, to be renamed.

In a speech described by onlookers as ‘sprawling’, Goodes claimed that the name of Don Bradman isn’t really that relevant to many young Australians, particularly young Australians born to new Australians, who are changing this country.

He went on to suggest that Don Bradman was a racist, and that glorifying the the man and his era amounted to a de facto approval of the racist policies of the era:

‘His was an era when aborigines were not allowed to vote, an era when aboriginal children were stolen from their families in a deliberate attempt at genocide, a time when aboriginals were classified as fauna, and a time when the last of the megafauna were killed off by European invaders.

‘His era, the 30’s and 40’s, were a dark period in our past. Seriously, what good did any white Australians from the 30’s and 40’s do? Nothing.

‘Just remember who’s land you’re on. It’s the current year.’

Hippopotamus orange bandicoot ok we made the whole thing up hope you lolled

Update: We have even published an apology to Adam Goodes where we clear up the factual errors in this article.

Photo by National Library of Australia Commons

  • Brigham Young

    Not many modern kids know Adam Goodes either. He’s already history.

  • Earl Conner

    Not The Don… Is anything sacred?

    • Caitlin1488

      If it is sacred, the Marxists definitely want to pull it down.
      The ride never ends.

  • LoL Status: Lol’d

  • James Szantho

    Fuck me these sites are causing shit with some dumb Aussie’s not making it past the headlines and spreading garbage lies…….real factual journalism is fucked because of this bullshit

    • Wide Awake

      So basically the same as the MSM then, is that what you are trying to say?

    • Indy

      I’m with you mate. Just goes to show how powerful the media is when it has been told by the pollies which direction to push some sort of an agenda.

    • entropy

      You got it, Einstein. Journalism was killed by clearly-labelled satire, not because the regressive mainstream media constantly gets busted lying, pushing fringe ideology, and shilling for failures like Hillary Clinton.

      Thanks for reminding us that some dumb Aussies can’t be helped, even when they make it past the headline.

  • belt fed 7.62mm

    Adam goodes is a cry baby. He quit footy after a hearing a 13 girl say ape, gets offended at a cricket stadium, wouldn’t surprise me if he’s had a sex change as well. Get fucked you sissy, no one buys your victim whinging.

  • Don Pemberton

    FFS read the bottom line

  • Colin Fuller

    Adam who?

  • athousandmonkeys

    Scarily, it totally sounds like something that Goodes moron would actually say!

  • Wyatt flight

    What, when were they upgraded from fauna? Did I miss something? And to think us white folk are mean……

  • nin33s

    I know xyz does what they call satire, but even though I am not a fan of Adam Goodes – I only know his name because of the news stories, wasn’t even sure if he played football or golf – I felt that ‘funny’ article about him was horrible – it was too far. It will stay in my head because I will probably forget it was ‘satire’ but more than that, I will never again trust xyz, which is a shame.

  • Shabbos Shekels

    (((…particularly young Australians born to new Australians, who are changing this country.))) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0aa966b4d49546cb716c329525d9c2a1d5cc7bfc21a287b6ed0672cd62e71f67.png

  • Ron Mortimer

    I didn’t notice the satire tag but by the time I read halfway down I was thinking this might be satire, but these days it is hard to tell. Hell, even The Onion gets quoted as news by the MSM.