Food for thought – Their Anglophobe Bolshevik Consortium

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Cartoon by Ryan Fletcher
Cartoon by Ryan Fletcher

Their ABC has been a primary target of concern for your XYZ, as the nature of this multibillion dollar taxpayer-funded media outlet is overtly orientated to proto-Marxist initiatives. Under the auspice of “social justice”, these fork-tongued tacticians seek to posit Western culture as the repository of all ill.

In short, the ABC message is that white heterosexual male Christian capitalists are the root cause for all “oppression”.

Whether it’s broadcasting the misandrist rhetoric of feminists, touting white guilt through a post-colonialist megaphone or implanting Islamonormativity into the media cycle, their ABC only represents the black-armband minority.

As can be seen in the Q&A audience (with a typical “cross-section of people” present), these minority misfortunates are typified by the trendy cosmopolitan urbanites (whose fluro-coloured hair and trembling outraged rage are soothed with a soy latte).

While these enlightened enigmas of humanity will object that their Aunty is biased in its content, those not totally void of their faculties know better than to trust these pinko partisans.

If it were up to these publicly funded propagandists, the blue and white would be stripped from our national flag so as to be rendered a bloody red (with a possible yellow brand in the top left corner).

Food for thought.