Straight to the Point: Stockholm Syndrome mark II

Masked thugs 'clear' refugees from Stockholm's main railway station. This is what happens when the police are like rabbits caught in the spotlight of political correctness. This is what happens when the authorities convince...

Psychology and Car Chases

Before Steven Spielberg became famous after directing some of the most iconic movies and franchises; Jaws, ET, Indiana Jones and Back to the Future, just to name a few, the young Spielberg directed a...

Happy Birthday Schubert

Franz Schubert was born on this day, January 31, in 1797. Tragically, he only lived to see 31 of his 219 birthdays since. In the short time which fate allowed him, he was extremely...

Food for thought – Trump is pure Americana

Any person who can see and hear knows that Donald Trump epitomizes unapologetic extravagance (garnished with an unconquerable ego). Promulgating the “think big” attitude, Trump’s campaign slogan ‘Make America Great Again’ explains his tremendous...

“I realised I was a cat when I was 16” Quote of the Day

Some people believe that they were born in the wrong gender. But 20 year old Norwegian woman Nano believes that she was born in the wrong species. You see, Nano is in fact...

Activist of the Year – Dividing the Nation

One wonders if the collection of social engineering zealots responsible for electing the annual Activist (aka. ‘Australian’) of the Year might just have realised that the average citizen is jack of being lectured to...

Wally of the Weak (as piss): Mitchell Pearce

Editor's note: The XYZ Wally of the Week, named after everybody's favourite Muslim Apologist, Waleed Aly (TM), comes with a twist this evening. The XYZ has already reported on this week's breach of privacy scandal...

Australia mauled in multicultural Melbourne

A gallant Australian cricket team was well beaten in last night's T20 against India at the MCG, making 8/157 in reply to India's 3/184. India's superstar top order of Rohit Sharma (60 from 47)...

Support Our Armed Services

Anger has mounted from the veterans' community over the awarding of Lt Gen David Morrison as Australian of the Year. Former soldier Geoff Shafran, who launched a petition asking for Mr Morrison to resign his...

Beware of the Ice Age!

Introducing XYZ science writer, Dr Ikbin Depp: Beware the ice age! Capitalist filth are endangering the earth by planning to geo-engineer the atmosphere for financial gain. Filth. Scum rapists of Mother Gaia. XYZ Scientists predict...

Food for thought – The tale of Holy Harold

Once upon a time there was a man named Harold. Harold was born in London, and became an orphan at the age of 6 after his mother died. At the age of 25 he married...

Schools Evacuated or Under Lockdown After Bomb Threats For No Apparent Reason

Schools and kindergartens across Victoria, New South Wales and internationally are under lock down or have been evacuated because of multiple simultaneously bomb threats. It appears that no motive has yet been given for these...

XYZ Quote of the Day: Reagan eulogises Challenger seven

The XYZ Quote of the Day for 28 January, 2016, goes to Ronald Reagan, for one of the greatest speeches he ever gave, under duress, on this day 30 years ago. It was the...

Her ABC

The new ALP candidate Anne Aly became a familiar face whilst being given a frequent forum on the ABC's Q&A program wherein, being a Labor sympathiser, a woman, and a Muslim, she could not...

Breaking – shocking revelation as Australian man gets legless drunk on Australia Day

In a shocking development it has been revealed that a Sydney rugby player got pissed on Australia Day and behaved like a jerk. The captain of the Roosters rugby league team, Mitchell Pearce, was...

Beware the PC University of Starnesville

In Ayn Rand's magnum opus, Atlas Shrugged, a pivotal plot point is the story of the fictional 20th Century Motor Company in the fictional town of Starnesville, somewhere in the American Midwest. Rand recounted...

Straight to the Point – Fico magnifico

In the context of an article describing the escalating rate of violent crime in Sweden courtesy of that country's open border, Slovakia's leader Robert Fico hits the proverbial nail on the (expletive deleted) head. "The...

Steady on ‘Pirate Pete’

Bandanna wearing pirate wannabe Pete FitzSimons whom Tim Blair aptly describes as 'a Republican bore,' rained all over the Australia Day public holiday and celebrations this week with more loud-mouthed arrogance about what we...

At a Loss for Words over Australian of the Year II

Yesterday I wrote a piece here reflecting on Lt Gen David Morrison's award of Australian of the Year, and our mutual feeling of being "at a loss for words." However, when I read today that...

Say it with a Picture: What do you see?

For our latest edition of "Say it with a Picture", The XYZ would like to know what you see in the following photo. We would now like to know what you see in this slightly...