Say it with a Picture: The Age is “fair and balanced”

Working at The XYZ, I have learned the hard way how the wrong word in a headline, or the wrong featured image, can lead to people getting the wrong impression about what an article...

Men’s Rights Hijacked

I'm all for male rights when it comes to global equality. Yes, men are still the dominating force of the corporate tree, however in recent years in the public arena they have been stereotyped...

Mind your Manners

Being a chivalrous type, Boethius was only too pleased to step forward and open the door to a restaurant he was poised to enter for a young lady a step ahead who had her...

Food for thought – SHY have a cry

Undoubtedly anyone who has been watching their ABC News 24 today for longer than 5 minutes, would’ve heard about the high court’s “Nauru Decision” to uphold Australia’s Pacific Solution legislation. This ruling will see...

Barbie’s Silly Politically Correct Makeover

The toy company Mattel has just released a makeover for the most successful character in history - Barbie. In a previous article, I noted that Barbie has been a: President of the United States Ambassador for World...

Straight to the Point: Dr Ikbin Depp on Q&A

I love Q&A but it's scary. It's the least PC thing on TV, and frankly I find myself apprehensive to appear due to the fact that warmists and pseudo scientists who dare question scientific dogma...

Food for thought – Congrats to Cruz

Yesterday Republican presidential candidate, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, won the Iowa caucuses. At the time of writing counting indicated that Cruz secured 51,649 votes (27.7%) which equates to a projected delegate count of 8. Senator...

The Definition of Socialism

Socialism: It's intellectual stuff. And morally courageous. That's why professional students, modern day Pharisees and those who measure the extent of their compassion (and the compassion of others) by how generous they are willing to...

Schools Evacuated and Under Lockdown (Again) for No Apparent Reason

BREAKING NEWS: Several schools in Victoria have been forced to evacuate or are under lock down amid security threats. These latest threats come only days after schools across Victoria, New South Wales as well as...

And Now a Flag for the Truly Self-Loathing

Flags that 'celebrate' one's culture are so passe, so it's imaginary-melted-ice-caps-high-tide time for a national flag that boldly and honestly expresses Australia's current impulse of cultural and ethnic self-annihilation. * Did you smugly defend a...

Donations Slump for Out of Touch Politicians

The Australian Electoral Commission has today released figures disclosing donations to political parties. The figures reveal a massive slump in donations to all the main political parties in 2015. The figures for the Liberal Party...

Multiculturalism will fail because Sri Lankan girls are hot

Here is a question for the men.. Have you ever seen a couple of Sri Lankan girls in their early 20's out and about on a warm Spring day, wearing brightly coloured singlets, denim shorts...

Food for thought – Seize the day

Anytime I’m in need of a motivational pick-me-up I look to the wise words of Colonel Harland Sander’s (the fascinating founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise) for insight. My most favourite quote from...

Straight to the Point: Stockholm Syndrome mark II

Masked thugs 'clear' refugees from Stockholm's main railway station. This is what happens when the police are like rabbits caught in the spotlight of political correctness. This is what happens when the authorities convince...

Psychology and Car Chases

Before Steven Spielberg became famous after directing some of the most iconic movies and franchises; Jaws, ET, Indiana Jones and Back to the Future, just to name a few, the young Spielberg directed a...

Happy Birthday Schubert

Franz Schubert was born on this day, January 31, in 1797. Tragically, he only lived to see 31 of his 219 birthdays since. In the short time which fate allowed him, he was extremely...

Food for thought – Trump is pure Americana

Any person who can see and hear knows that Donald Trump epitomizes unapologetic extravagance (garnished with an unconquerable ego). Promulgating the “think big” attitude, Trump’s campaign slogan ‘Make America Great Again’ explains his tremendous...

“I realised I was a cat when I was 16” Quote of the Day

Some people believe that they were born in the wrong gender. But 20 year old Norwegian woman Nano believes that she was born in the wrong species. You see, Nano is in fact...

Activist of the Year – Dividing the Nation

One wonders if the collection of social engineering zealots responsible for electing the annual Activist (aka. ‘Australian’) of the Year might just have realised that the average citizen is jack of being lectured to...

Wally of the Weak (as piss): Mitchell Pearce

Editor's note: The XYZ Wally of the Week, named after everybody's favourite Muslim Apologist, Waleed Aly (TM), comes with a twist this evening. The XYZ has already reported on this week's breach of privacy scandal...