Obama welcomes North Korean nuclear test

US "President" Barack Obama stated in a press conference today that he welcomes North Korea's testing of a nuclear weapon, as it will "help strengthen anti-colonial efforts in the North East Asia region." Obama...

Merry Christmas from Dick Smith

There are perhaps thousands of Australians who having opened their Christmas presents only a few days ago have discovered that the electronics retailer Dick Smith will not honour their gift vouchers. When is a gift...

“Extreme, ill-informed fringe group”

Today's quote of the day goes to the Royal Australian Navy's adviser on Muslim affairs and head of the Guided Missile Frigate System program office, Captain Mona Shindy. Captain Shindy has recently been showered with...

XYZ Viewer Polls: The Koran, Turtles, and Donald Duck.

The results of several XYZ Viewer Polls are in, and as usual, the results are revealing. The XYZ has gone to great lengths to differentiate between the ideology of islam and the muslims who are...

Australia meets public apology diversity targets

The Australian Equal Opportunity Commissioner has announced that ze is delighted that events over the last few days have helped Australia 'meet its diversity targets for public shaming and formal apologies.' Yesterday morning, a female...

Food for thought – Trump wants you to Make America Great Again

Well it’s the start to 2016 and while Aussies await the campaigning for the Australian Federal election (which is to be held on or before 14 January 2017), the US campaigners have been thoroughly...

“Mad *ahem* B-tch” Quote of the Day

Emails and text messages can be dangerous, as Immigration Minister Peter Dutton discovered when he accidentally sent a text message referring to News Corp journalist Samantha Maiden as a "mad f_cking witch" to the...

Independent Review clears XYZ of Bias

An independent review conducted by a respected News Corp journalist has cleared The XYZ of allegations of bias. The XYZ has been plagued by unfounded charges of bias since its inception, not helped by...

XYZ Viewer Poll – Men Behaving Badly

Apparently, something happened in Canberra over the last few days. We here at The XYZ have been too busy watching the Big Bash League and catching up on 1980's Japanese animation to figure out...

Coward

Another young life lost. Commentators will say it was taken in a moment of alcohol fuelled madness, or words to that effect, but it doesn't look like that to me. It sounds like the...

When is security not security?

Yesterday's crowd of 80 000 at the MCG for the Big Bash League match between the Melbourne Renegades and the Melbourne Stars took everybody by surprise. In fact, the popularity of the entire competition...

Hands off Homosexual Rhodes

Clementine Aly, our token Muslim lesbian feminist activist, is The XYZ's loose cannon. Ze is here to give you a window into the views and mindsets present (and sometimes prevalent) among our lefty elitist...

The Racism of Low Expectations

I have previously dealt with the issue of "racism of low expectations." This is a problem which particularly affects those who would regard themselves as staunchly opposed to any form of racism, namely those...

Warning – this story contains disturbing hypocrisy

Warning - this story contains disturbing hypocrisy Today in Melbourne, courageous opponent of all forms of discrimination and hate speech (well, all except one perhaps), Clementine Ford, named and shamed a man whom she overheard...

Straight to the Point: Kenny skewers Windsor

The wonderful moment when journalist Chris Kenny skewers political coward and attention seeker Tony Windsor. As you may recall, the rural Socialist propped up the Gillard Labor / Green government and then declined to...

Food for thought – Hope in Him

Recently I have been looking over a book that was given to me by a resident I had cared for some years ago. The book in question was Billy Graham’s The Reason for my...

Obama’s Control of Guns, Quote of the Day

In his first weekly address of 2016, President Barack Obama has vowed to use "whatever power this office holds" to introduce tighter gun control in the United States. Stepping aside from the issue of gun...

T20 Cricket should be the only One Day Cricket

At this very moment, a crowd of over 80 000 people are at the MCG, watching the "derby" between the Melbourne Renegades and Melbourne Stars, in the Australian Big Bash League. If all that...

Political Correctness Must Fall

Young man from the KwaZulu-Natal province in South Africa wins a prestigious scholarship, worth more than AUD $100,000 a year, to study law at Oriel College, Oxford. One might think his response is one...

Can anyone be truly selfish?

There has always been a big, big question mark around the concept of altruism. At its worst, calls for others to give freely can often be a cover for naked theft. Just above this,...