Media and Twiterrati execute another Australian Coup d’etat

Tony Abbott was recently un-democratically deposed as the leader of the Australian Government and Liberal Party, in a media and polling inspired coup d'etat. His Prime Ministership was undermined by a toxic media, with...

Tony Abbott: A graceful end

Tony Abbott's final speech as Prime Minister, to a packed parliament house courtyard, was typical of the man many have known in private. Almost without exception, the private Tony Abbott is highly personable, loyal...

Food for thought – El Turnbull the cane toad republican

Malcolm Turnbull, the New Liberal Party leader and the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, has successfully capitalised on the contracting attention span of those disheartened souls being drawn to the “progressive” worldview. Turnbull is a...

Europe enforces its borders

After taking an influx tens of thousand immigrants over the last several days, Germany has announced that it will re-instate border controls. Following Germany's decision, Austria and Slovakia are also taking steps to secure their...

Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm Turnbull has made a strong start as Prime Minister elect. In a short speech, in which he observed more than once "that the hour is late" and ended by telling the nation (somewhat...

Breaking news – No boat people drownings off Christmas Island

Update: As usual, The XYZ's satire has proven itself to be indistinguishable from reality. Not content with the fact that people are not drowning off Australia's coast, Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young has sent an emotive...

Turnbull wins leadership spill! Bill Shorten quits politics!

In a dramatic turn of events today, Malcolm Turnbull has challenged Bill Shorten for the leadership of the Labor Party, and won! The darling of the ABC has long been tipped to rise to...

Time to show your support for Prime Minister Tony Abbott

Enough with the turncoats and instability. Now is the time to get behind Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Tony Abbott is a man with his fair share of faults. But he is the best person to lead...

The West not to blame for Islamic State

Many media writers and pundits alike are keen, and quick to blame the West for the rise of terrorist organisations like Islamic State and al-Qaeda. But political commentator Daryl McCann rightly asks: "does this self-abnegation...

AFL Breaking News: Crowds cheer and boo at football finals

It has been reported that over the weekend there was entertaining and competitive finals football played. Eddie Betts was widely applauded for his skill and brilliant performance. There were cheers and boos over the...

Germany arouses migrants, but now asks them to stop.

Germany has just announced it is reimposing border controls. One migrant explained "It's a bit like walking in a mini skirt in a Middle Eastern street and then crying "rape," before explaining that "Germany should...

Piers Ackerman sums up “refugee” crisis in single sentence

Piers Ackerman, on the Bolt Report, tees off on the media treatment of the "refugee" crisis, and sums the situation up in a single sentence- "Most journalists in Australia by survey are well to the...

XYZ Exclusive: Mecca Crane Collapse an inside Job! Saudi Arabia plans to invade itself...

The XYZ has interviewed an engineer who says there is "no way in hell" that high winds and a lightning strike could have brought down the crane which killed over 100 at Mecca's Grand...

Achtung, Europe! 

You need to be able to read German (or whatever version of English Google Translate churns out), but the summary is easy enough for anyone to understand - An ISIS terrorist posing as an...

The Corbyn Ascendancy

What fun it was to watch the Twitter stream light up like a Christmas Tree as news broke over the weekend of the Jeremy Corbyn win in the British Labour Party leadership ballot. One...

The eradication of Christians in the Middle East

I have been dismayed by comments made by politicians and media commentators in response to Prime Minister Tony Abbott's flagging last week that the government would focus on assisting Christians and other persecuted minorities...

Food for thought – Don’t SHY away from reality

Most Australians regard South Australian Senator Sarah Hanson Young (SHY) to be an honest reflection of the fringe  power-base which continues to gravitate to the Green Party “democracy”. When SHY’s blubbering, teary and castrative...

Guess whose family owned the crane that fell and killed over 100 in Mecca?

You've guessed it - Osama bin Laden. According to the American media site 'Young Cons', the crane that happened to fall on the Meccan mosque on the 14th anniversary of September 11 is currently leased and...

British Labour Party turns hard left

The British Labour Party, still punch drunk from the pummeling it received at the hands of the Tories in the last general election, is, seemingly, yet to emerge from its post electoral stupor. Today,...

Fightback

Not all that long ago one opened the morning papers (there are only two in my city – the Herald Sun, or affectionately the Hun, and the Age, or un-affectionately the Aged) over a lukewarm coffee...