BREAKING: Saudi Arabia to Cease Oil Production to Ensure Climate Security!

Breaking news from Paris: Saudia Arabia has shocked the world by announcing that it will immediately cease its oil production to ensure climate security. Iran and Russia have followed suit in a shock move of...

Quote of the Day – Andrew Hastie and a Good News Story

We here at The XYZ love a good news story, and we certainly have one thanks to Liberal Party MP and Australian war hero, Andrew Hastie. Many Aussies feel as though they have been living...

The Departure Lounge Is This Way

The Federal member for Dawson tells it like it is. If you hate our values, hate our nation, hate our way of life, then get the hell out of each of the above. That's...

Far left ferals sack Paris

The long suffering residents of the city of light are still not free from violent extremists, as activists descend on central Paris ahead of this week's climate change talks. A group of earth loving, and...

BREAKING NEWS: IPCC Sacks the Boy Who Cried Wolf at Paris Climate Conference

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) today announced that it would be replacing the Boy Who Cried Wolf with Chicken Little on this first day of the United Nations Conference on Climate Change...

Food for thought – Climate cult take to the streets

Yesterday Professor Tim Flannery (aka Captain Planet) addressed a crowd of protesters at the “Climate March” in Sydney, where The Internationale anthem was traded in for When the Saints go marching in (yes these...

Coalition MP’s call for reform to Islam

The Herald Sun has broken a massive story today.  At least half a dozen Coalition MPs, in partlicular war hero Andrew Hastie, have now publicly stated that there is a link between Islamic terrorism...

Wally of the Week: Daesh

It takes a lot to make it to the honour roll of The XYZ's Wally of the Week, named after Everybody's Favourite Muslim Apologist, Waleed Aly, (TM) particularly as the award is hardly presented...

Food for thought – In Selfishness I trust

Founder of Objectivist philosophy, Ayn Rand, came to be one of the greatest proponents of Individualism. She was born in Soviet Russia, a place which represented the bipolar opposite to the ideas she would...

Aussie Legend of the Week: Hiccups are no obstacle to patriotism

This video has already gone viral.  Young Ethan Hall was lucky enough to get the opportunity to sing the national anthem before a baseball game between Adelaide Bite and the Brisbane Bandits on Friday...

Government Calls for “Fact Control”

With the rise of speech suppression throughout universities and academia, laws that restrict causing offence to particular classes of people, and a further push to curtail the rights of people to defend themselves in...

Tiny Dancer

In the mood for dance, Bill "Dancing Queen" Shorten recently lit up the dance floor in Kiribati. Whilst his moves would have paled in comparison to the grace and athleticism of the participants in...

Obama on abortion clinic shooting – Remember that Muslims kill too

In response to the shocking murder of three people at an abortion clinic in Colorado Springs, America, by a suspected Christian fundamentalist, President Barack Obama has acted swiftly to defuse the potential for a...

Russia invades Poland – ISIS on last legs

Russia has expanded its humanitarian operations against ISIS this morning, launching a dramatic invasion of Poland. The latest reports suggest that Russian forces have halted their advance along a line which roughly follows that...

Greens Link Toys, Barbie and Domestic Violence

Those lovable Greens have taken another swipe at children's toys, instigating a senate inquiry to look into the link between Barbies, toys and domestic violence. Greens spokeswoman for women Larissa Waters said the inquiry would not seek...

Food for thought – A voice of Liberty

Earlier this week a rapturous response was observed at the first Queensland meeting of the Australian Liberty Alliance (ALA). This came about only weeks after the federal launch of the Party, which was attended...

Dear Daesh…

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Islamic State: “Don’t call us names or we’ll cut out your tongue!”

Today's quote of the day comes to us from the Islamic State, otherwise known as 'DAESH'. IS, or DAESH has reportedly threatened to "cut of the tongues" of anyone using the word "DAESH." According to Arabic...

Gender Inequality Still Rampant in Workplaces: Report

The Australian Federal Government's Workplace Gender Equality Agency has reported today that new data reveals that workplace gender inequality is still rampant, with men earning $27,000 a year more than women. Many would be familiar...

Sharia Law and Violence Against Women

Yesterday in Australia was White Ribbon Day. It is a day marked every year to campaign against violence towards women and girls. Despite the movement around White Ribbon day which has gathered pace over the...