Imagine

Imagine there is no sentient cognisant God. Imagine a God as impersonal as time, space and the multitude of known and unknown properties that we call nature. This is a razor's edge away from...

You don’t have to be psychotic and mentally ill to be an Islamic terrorist...

These people who commit terrorist attacks are by definition mentally ill, bearing ill well, are ill advised, and will kill. Was it an IS "inspired" attack? Yes. Inspired by the Koran? Yes. Executed by a...

The Lindt Cafe one year on – Mayor Clover Moron speaks

Just imagine this if you will. A deranged gunman storms into a coffee shop taking the staff and patrons inside hostage. Wearing a bandanna showing his allegiance to the Pope, he forces his hostages...

The Government Isn’t Your Mother, or Your God

I remember a conversation I had a couple of years ago in which a young woman accused me of "lacking compassion", because I wasn't willing to be generous with other people's money. The conversation gave...

Mohammed or Voltaire? Quote of the Day, 14/12/15

"To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." a: Mohammed or b: Voltaire XYZ's quote of the day for Monday, 14 December 2015.

Paris Climate Conference a “Failure” (And That’s the Good News!)

While delegates and media outlets have heralded the Paris Climate Conference as a great success for striking an "historic deal", the Institute of Public Affairs' James Paterson has (with a sigh of relief) named the...

Martin Place Siege, One Year On. What have we learned?

Today, the 15th of December marks the one year anniversary of the Martin Place siege where Man Haron Monis took patrons of the Lindt cafe hostage. Monis claimed to be acting on behalf of the...

That’s the weather done – now for Spectre

In scenes reminiscient of the end of a Bond movie, President Obama has announced the world is all but saved, as the Paris climate change talks ended with a consensus to limit global temperature...

RN Report on Trans Fats – Honestly, who writes this crap?

Yesterday, on ABC Radio National's "Background Briefing," a report by Rachel Carbonell (we're pretty sure they don't get the irony) investigated why trans fats, "the worst of the food fats," are banned and tightly...

ABC Celebrates “Political Will” of Climate Summit – Quote of the Day

The ABC is ecstatic about the "political will" which was displayed through the Paris climate summit. Perhaps the first call of conserving energy should be shutting down the national broadcaster? XYZ - Quote of the Day,...

Stop Progress: Support the Coalition of Obsolete Industries!

Whatever happened to the proud professions of chimney sweeping, horseshoeing, and that man who'd come and empty that putrid can at the back of your house that would act as your toilet? We no longer...

Short Test a relief for Tasmanian Greens – ‘We hate all sport.’

A "spokesperson" for the Tasmanian Greens has expressed relief at the uncompetitive performance of former cricket powerhouse the West Indies, in the First Test match against Australia at Bellerive Oval. The match was record...

Food for thought – TRUMP-eting truth

Over the course of the last week precious little “progressives” across the globe have been vamping up their whining against Presidential candidate Donald Trump (simply because he says what the majority of us are...

“Peaceful confrontation is not going to work” – left wing protester

I was stunned to have read one of the most balanced articles I have ever happened to come across from the Sydney Morning Herald. Today, Tim Elliot from the SMH actually reported on the violence...

The story of Adam and Edwin

Pinks Fuhrer Adam Bent is set to reveal that his family will be extended by the inclusion of a 46 year old spouse. The Bents will further enhance their progressive credentials if, as leaked...

Cronulla – ten years on

  So the tenth anniversary of the Cronulla riots occurs today, and the ABC, with the willing cooperation of our 'race commissioner', is falling over itself to remind us how we racist we Australians are....

I want to be a six year old girl too

A Canadian father, 46 years old and married for 23 years with seven children, has left his wife and family to come out as transgender, and to live with a new family as a...

Food for thought – Commemorate Cronulla

Chairman of the Party for Freedom (and all round Aussie Patriot), Nick Folkes, has been prevented by both the NSW Supreme Court and Federal Court to hold a 10-year memorial rally of the Cronulla...

Waleed Aly: It’s Time For A Frank Conversation on Islam

Today Kirralie Smith, the founded of Halal Choices and New South Wales senate candidate for the new conservative party, Australian Liberty Alliance, has issued a challenge to Waleed Aly: Kirralie Smith said: "Come on Waleed, let's talk...

Fly on the wall in the Aussie dressing room

The XYZ has obtained the following transcript of a discussion the Aussie cricketers had at lunch at Bellerive today: Steve Smith: "Nice work boys. And Geez Voges, don't take all day." Adam Voges: "Cheers skip." Boof: "Yeah...