Well, it’s official: President Donald John Trump has been sworn into office as the 45th President of the United States of America, and as a result, the future has never looked brighter for the American people.
While whiney welfare cheats raged off in the distance (breaking windows, throwing water balloons full of urine and plastic bags full of faeces at anyone who looked half normal), the inspiring inaugural address of President Trump was broadcast to the world…
