Straight to the Point: Malcolm and the Olive Branch


Malcolm Turnbull has been all over the media this weekend after stating:

‘When I cease to be prime minister, I will cease to be a member of parliament.’

Giving the reports of unpopularity within the Liberal rank and file this,
claim may be less of a decisive line in the sand and more of a peace
offering to prevent future generation of conservatives burning his
effigy on Tony Abbott’s birthday.

Well, as a self-identifying right-wing blog troll and former member of
the Liberal Party, your author here at XYZ has only this to say to our
country’s 29th Prime Minister.


Photo by Australian Embassy Jakarta

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Zeitungsdunkel is an engineering professional who firmly believes in the clear separation between church, state and one’s personal Linked In profile. This writer dislikes being referred to as a hypocrite, preferring the term ‘shallow’ and being South Australian openly considers the rest of Australia to be filled with Convict Scum. Despite the pen name, Zeitungsdunkel cannot actually speak German, but once sat next to a phrase book that could.
  • Deplorable Steve

    And good riddance!

  • Ralphy

    Please, please, please can we get it in writing?

  • Gregoryno6

    What’s keeping you, Mal? GTFO!

  • Sadsak

    Look at moi, look at moi,look at moi. Or else

  • Ralphy

    “When I cease to be Prime Minister, I will cease to have a member.”

    Now thats more like it!!!!!!

  • Sadsak

    Who will arrange the party.

  • I’ve loathed Turnbull ever since his pathetic posturing during the convention. I remember fondly how Killen put that little shit in his place. It’s to Howard’s discredit that he made that valueless, vacuous boomer a minister and put him in a position to eventually become Opposition Leader.

    When you hand in your LNP membership, goys, don’t make the same mistake that I did and sign up for Bernardi’s mob. Cory has recently written to us suckers and identified his undying loyalty to Israel. As always any opposition must be controlled.