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AFL prevents man from running with chicks: It would have been too red-pilling

The AFL has prevented former Australian Olympic handballer Callum Mouncey from playing AFL with women in the national league. From the Australian: "A prominent advocate for transgender athletes has backed an AFL decision to exclude...

Channel 9 axes NRL Footy Show because feminism

There aren’t many all-bloke spaces left in Australia today, and another one of them has been invaded by the anti-male PC thugs. Channel 9 has announced that they will be axing the NRL Footy Show...

Thought for the Day: Unintentionally Hilarious

You may have noticed the expression "unintentionally hilarious" entering the lexicon of XYZ writers. Its definition is as follows: "Someone on the left being so blind to their own bias that they fail to realise...

Australia emulates China, Saudi Arabia and Venezuela to gain seat on UNHRC

XYZ readers would be aware that Australia has won a three year term at the United Nations Human Rights Commission. This appointment has come with the usual criticism of Australia's human rights record on...

Elderly balding Guardian writer yells at Milo Yiannopoulos

Guardian opinion writer Jeff Sparrow wrote a piece the other day urging leftists to band together and fight the awful extremism of Milo Yiannopoulos. If you know who Jeff Sparrow is the piece is unintentionally...

Pretend woman attempts to join pretend competition

The end of the Aussie rules football season heralds the lead up to the second season of the women’s competition. If the very thought of that pending excitement isn’t enough to get you to...

Austrian conservative victory should encourage One Nation

Something I have maintained on XYZ recently is the idea that even when we lose, we win. Although the elections in continental Europe this year haven't repeated the barnstorming thumpings we handed out to the...

Damien Tudehope for PM!

One of the great debates among historians over the centuries has been whether history is forged by great men or events create greatness in men. I sit somewhere between the two. I believe that...

Poll: 94% of Australians believe Feminism is Cancer

From the New York Post: "The man captured in a photograph exemplifying the bravery of everyday people facing the Las Vegas madman’s rage has been identified as a US soldier. "Matthew Cobos was seen lying atop...

The Politics Of Realignment: A House of Slavery Or The House of Freedom

The general reasoning against any sizeable interest in the suffering and pain of Germans in World War Two might go along these lines: "Well, the fact that some Germans suffered horribly doesn’t equal the unnecessary...

Quote of the Day: The Power of the Victim Group

In his excellent Wang Show podcast published today on XYZ, Vic expands on the idea that to see who exerts the most control in a society, just look at who you're not allowed to...

Wang Show 008: Love Letter From Shitpossum

Editor: Vic from the Wang Show has been served by Timmy Shitpossum from the "Yuman Rights Commission", so this episode is Vic's chance to respond. Highlights include: Ponderings over why Timmy changed his first...

Foot to the Floor! The Audi RS3 Sedan

Welcome back to the XYZ's second instalment of Foot to the Floor! For this issue we have gone from the industry-changing Tesla Model S to something more affordable and fun. Audi is a big ol’...

Trek Wars – A tale of two very different space ships

As a Right Wing Conservative most of your author’s spare time is spent sneering at young people, writing angry letters to the local newspaper, ignoring personal pronouns and thinking up new ways to be...

Lights Out

Editor: Zeitungsdunkel reported today on the farce that is the South Australian power supply, and the preposterous political response. Deefer has a musical number the fiasco. We were told the world would have no ice...

Harvey The Hutt Dies By Erotic Asphyxiation

There is little I can add to the Harvey Weinstein saga that hasn’t already been conveyed by Lucas Rosas and David Hilton this week, other than my typical alt-Right fashy tirade. However, with many folks...

Steven Marshall concedes defeat in 2018 South Australian Election

As a born and bred member of the Blackout State your author likes to be a tad proactive in following South Australian politics and maintains an email address on several political mailing lists. Your author,...

Grand Designs is not a show about architecture

As a man you need to get two crucial elements of your life into line: women and money, and in that order. If you get your money into line but not how you interact...

Thought for the Day: The problem with Identity Politics

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. That is exactly what happened to the Soviet Union and its empire, and it is happening now in Venezuela. In the...

The creepy cost of free love

I’m guessing there are quite a few awkward conversations happening at the country clubs around Hollywood right now. And as always, the mainstream media is not interested in really investigating how it was that a...