A curfew for women: What a great idea


A recent letter to The XYZ was titled “No women allowed out after dark”?

What a Totally. Awesome. Idea. I have, quite genuinely, been racking my brain as to what we can realistically do to ensure women’s safety after dark.

Demanding safe passage at all hours, regardless of where they are, what they’re wearing or what their blood-alcohol level is, is all very well but that is never going to happen, no matter how much “education” there is. There are always going to be random Evil Dudes out there.

Adding her bit to the debate – and in response to the suggestion from yet another letter-writer that women shouldn’t walk alone at night – The letter writer came up with perhaps the most practical and efficient solution yet. A curfew on women. Genius.

Under the new regime any women out after dark would have to be accompanied by a responsible male.

There are a number of options. One is simply to ban all women from being on the streets or on public transport after, say, 9.30pm (10.30pm during daylight saving).

As males, once we’re out and about after dark, post-peak hour, we all know we’re in potential danger of being accused of being rapists. So let’s shift the burden back on to the chicks – who certainly could be at large after curfew if they chose to, but would know they’re at constant risk of being caught and spending the night in lock-up. (Which, in the scheme of things, still isn’t as bad as the risk of being raped and murdered.)

But how about when a woman wants to, say, go out and have dinner or a few drinks with female friends? Well, right now, at the conclusion of an evening’s festivities women see their female friends to a taxi. But under the new regime, any women out after dark would have to be accompanied by a responsible male, and escorted in person to appropriate transport. It’s completely do-able. I can attest to it. I’ve been doing it for decades.

The same rules apply for any woman who works nights.

And if they can’t afford a taxi or an Uber or arrange for a friend to collect them? Well, ladies, you’d have to take your chances, just as the blokes currently do.

I know it sounds untenable when the bare bones are laid out like this but I – and every other man in Australia – can assure you that it’s irritating, sure, but you do get used to it. Eventually it’ll become second nature.

And I know now the idea is out there – and given the passion of our political leaders for law and order and keeping us all safe – draft legislation can’t be far away.

  • Razorback

    Yes…and it sounds very much like those crafty Islamic folk have had it worked out for centuries and also the female can then become the property of males who will protect them and punish anyone ( rapist /murderer)who tries to fiddle with his property…oh and we can get the females to cover their heads so as not to tempt any rapist/murderer

  • Ariane

    But, what if tonight I don’t identify as male or female ?
    Maybe tonight I simply might identify as an Iranian born gender neutral London Taxi.
    Should I just stay home, parked in the garage ?

    Advice needed. Thanks in advance.

    • Repeal fake marriage

      That depends if Mercury is in Uranus. If you still feel this way in the morning consult your horoscope to get your answer. If however, you can’t make any sense of that, you may want to consider that you actually have a thermometer broken off in your butt.

      Thank you, you’re welcome.

  • 9x19parabellum

    What a wonderful idea! I have just one improvement – why don’t we go full on Sharia Law! It will have almost universal support by the weeminz as well! It’s a well known fact that more females vote labor therefore they must really want more Islam!

  • Mattys Modern Life

    I wonder how many people have clicked the hyperlink at the end of the article.


    • Jamie Blank

      How many people know what a hyperlink is?

      • Ariane

        It’s the high speed rail link between Sydney & Canberra that has been talked about for 50 years…… 😉

    • 9x19parabellum

      WTF! Hmmm, will a servo worker still get paid if he’s not allowed to go to work at night?

    • Ariane

      Who plagiarised who ??????

      • Mattys Modern Life

        Nobody knows!

    • Ariane
    • Jai_Normosone

      I didn’t even see it until you mentioned it.
      After reading it, I regret having read it…. :p

  • entropy

    If women want men to be responsible for their safety, they empower them to make these decisions.

    With power comes responsibility but feminists only want one of the above.

  • Noachideous


    Despite the reputed workload sold by the media, Babies make staying at home during the evening with Hubby and the Kids a whole lot of fun in the right circumstances. It really is what life’s all about, and remind the 21 yo Daughter …. “My Ditzy”…… of it as a Fatherly routine. She has a Boy Friend of 3 years. He is made to feel welcome, as I feel that he is sincere in his intentions.

    The role of the mercantile set alluded to by MC is to completely destroy any opportunity for those right circumstances to manifest….. so as to benefit the YT genocide project.

    For Girls …….Tight Tummies and Fun Puppies are designed to be forfeit in the line of duty….. making Pretty Tykes just like her … .. and……… some Boys to.. The rewards far exceed the risks ….. for most. It is of course …. by design, whether by God or Nature.

    Men are designed to serve the ORION cause in their own and often more mundane ways ..

    Not a fan of this puerile …. game business peddled to the so call scared weird little goys. The serial rejections experienced by Woman in the giving out of lots of the boinking, but never getting the Baby surely damages the Female psyche. It may as well be part of the YT genocide project …. by design.

    • Jai_Normosone

      BLOODY HELL!!! We go through all this training for workplace health and safety and we still have clowns that don’t secure the back gate on the cattle crate when they drive through town!

      • Noachideous

        Sometimes they’re like that … with an arse like a working bullock.

    • GP
      • Noachideous

        Same advice I give to the Daughter.

        Find a Father of your own kind for your Children that you genuinely respect, would be a good Dad, and who looks after the interests of all his Family ….. and then make Babies.

        All else is superfluous nonsense …. for Women.


  • Frankly they should all wear anklet trackers if they insist on being out at night.

  • Noachideous

    Hymie Don’t Hurt Me ….. What is Love ? …….. The best unconditional love a Girl’s ever going to get is from her children. The life force feeders seek to deny her that opportunity.

    Whitey people failed to overpopulate their spaces. YT people are now required to make way for those who have.


  • GP

    Lol……I found an appropriate reward for your brilliant satire (I’m a woman and this article was funny as……WELL DONE!!!)
    So without further ado, I hereby present you with this award…… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8ef0a560edbd99b4900ced03f01fe6af2cb458f949791416cee43ca432cbdb01.png