ABC attempt to lampoon Triple M makes Soviet broadcaster look even more soyboy


The change the date fiasco caused by the youth wing of communist broadcaster the ABC has reached epic proportions. After Triple J made the hilarious decision to politicise Australia Day by moving the Hottest 100 away from it on the grounds of not politicising it, Triple M decided to take the piss by hosting its own Ozzest 100 on Australia Day:

The XYZ’s Grumpy Motorist has voiced his approval:

“Triple M is the radio station we need, not the station we deserve!

“Openly shitting on Triple J, calling it out on being a taxpayer-funded hipster wank fest. No leftard politics in the release, just good wholesome Aussie pride! Sign up and get some Aussie rocking tracks up there for Australia Day while you have pork on your fork, a tinny in your hand (or goon bag on the hills, I’m not judging here), thongs on your feet, and finally a good countdown on the radio!

“Cheers Triple M, I’ll have a beer for you this Jan!”

Your XYZ editor humbly presents the following suggestion:

Feel free to suggest your own greatest Aussie rock songs of all time, but it is pretty hard to beat that broadsword.

Naturally, the most ideologically driven Marxist zealot in the Australian musical establishment (and that is really saying something) has cracked it:

Charming. Briggsy has a diabolical plan to ruin Australia Day for, well, normal people:

Here is the song in question:

We’re really scared.

Professor Chaos would be proud of this one..

Here’s where it gets really funny. The ABC have tried to lampoon Triple M.

Because everybody hates AC/DC t-shirts..

This is that great moment when normal people take the piss out of soyboys and cat ladies, so the soyboys and cat ladies try to take the piss back, only to reinforce the fact that they are soyboys and cat ladies.

It is worth pointing out two flaws in the message this “comedy” attempts to convey.

Firstly, the ABC’s fake bogan makes the following statement:

“Australian rock is our culture, yeah? It’s been here for 40 years.. and it was here before we were.”

This attempt at humour is an example of the “Australia doesn’t have a culture” fallacy. It ignores the fact that Aussie rock builds on the legacy of American rock’n’roll which goes back a century. It also ignores the fact that Australia is connected to a culture that dates back thousands of years – European culture, more specifically, British culture.

Secondly, this line from said fake bogan:

“Yeah people talk about “Invasion Day” but what is the real invasion, yeah, I mean inner cities are being flooded by hipsters listening to music that’s just like beeps and whistles playing on a computer, and in many ways that is way more offensive than the long and slow systematic destruction of a people.”

One gets the strong impression that our Cultural Marxist elites are getting worried. After all, everybody is talking about it.

  • athousandmonkeys

    Naturally, the cowardly snowflakes at the ABC disabled comments on their YouTube video.

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Their whiney, pathetic, ignorant, leftarded, crybaby bitch tears taste soooooooooooooooooo deliciously salty.

    • Mattys Modern Life

      You can always tell a channel is dodgy when it shuts down comments on videos.

      Even more obvious when they hide the like/dislike ratio and the number of subs the channel has.

  • Deplorable!!!

    David, the title ‘Soyboi Blues’ sounds like it needs a song!

    • David Hiscox


      • Deplorable!!!

        Watch this space.

  • Cate.

    That’s a good vid. The last one posted.

  • Cate.

    Youse fullas should get a site. Wouldn’t want you getting lost out there.

  • Triple J is a den of whining softcock soyboy Stalinist fags.
    Let’s reclaim Australia Day music from the Marxist ABC milksops.

  • Brett Johnson

    Think this guy needs to meet some of the people he is takin’ the piss out of in person. NOW that I’d like to see……

  • LeftRightOut67

    Aussie Pub Rock is a unique cultural phenonenom. Yeah it borrows heavily from the US & UK, but you don’t get bands like Chisel, Oils, Angels, Hunters & Collectors etc out of Michigan or Merseyside.
    Yeah, I’m prob old & biased but the Aussie pub rock scene in the late 60’s to early 90’s can’t be beaten.
    The nose pinching wanks from the ABC wouldn’t know culture if they fell in a petri dish.

    • Larry Larkin

      Too right. You link that stuff to Yanks and Poms on line and they lose it completely along the lines of “why the fuck didn’t we know about this back then?”.

  • Sir Cumference

    So prize leftwits like Mick Molloy,Eddy Mc Guire and Will Anderson will be playing music from ‘A’ grade leftwits like Jimmy Barnes and Midnight Oils dancing dildo on our national day of pride.
    How cool is that!
    I’ll be dancing all day while these compromised soft cocks wallow in their misery.
    Anyway…Merry christmas XYZ….

    • Mattys Modern Life

      Yeah, we can expect a shit ton of Midnight Oils and reruns of interviews where he says “raising awareness” and “action” a lot.

  • JB

    How about no public holiday for the ABC on Australia day, and no public holiday rates for those staff who have to work.

  • Mattys Modern Life

    Wow, Triple M did this?

    Maybe they are finally waking up from their Leftard slumber, I doubt it but there’s a chance.

    This is likely just a rating grabber, rather than standing up for principles but it’s interesting that the quest for ratings leads you down the conservative path.

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  • Captain Haddock

    Anybody who can’t see that Briggs’ race-baiting is:

    a) Opportunistic, hot on the heels of the “Muh white oppression” narrative that’s worked for hip-hop artists in the USA and,

    b) Racism in itself

    Is either intentionally ignorant, or completely brainwashed.