Clementine Aly

Clementine Aly, our token Muslim lesbian feminist activist, is The XYZ's loose cannon. Ze is here to give you a window into the views and mindsets present (and sometimes prevalent) among our lefty elitist friends. Please be respectful of Aly's madness, (no laughing at or bedrudging her views please) as we all had to promise that XYZ would offer a 'safe space' for her language (i.e. she can swear like a sailor, but we can't say the words "white" or "male" in the office anymore) and made us sign non-microagression contracts before she would even step in the door. While Aly herself will confidently tell you that her views are sound and OBVIOUSLY Correct (after all she even checked with her continental Feminist philosophy lecturer), it is our hope that her articles will help our readers to see the inconsistencies and emotivism so prevalent among those of her ilk.