Be the best feminist male ally that you can be

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What’s the secret in the crazy world of modern dating to dealing with young women raised on a diet of feminism, ingratitude, and believing they are firmly on the pedestal? Is it to listen to their every word and supplicate at their feet, hoping for a few sexual scraps to be thrown your way? Or is it to be the alpha male chad, ploughing through the babes as you make hundreds of bed notches; you are the cock carousel.

Or perhaps there is a third way, a more enlightened way. Where you not only embrace your inner male feminist but you raise the ante and double down, taking it to places that it was never intended or ever imagined to go. After all, women might have invented feminism but we all know that if something needs doing properly then it will have to be a man that goes out and does it.

And so I give you the new hero for our times. Gentlemen, may I present to you the very best male feminist ally that there has ever been.

Here’s a story of a Male Feminist Ally on a date.

The Feminist Male Ally is HUGE fan of Gamergate troll and formerly relevant person Anita Sarkesian (@femfreq or Feminist Frequency) — a nigh-psychotic feminist who rants endlessly about anti-feminist “tropes” in videogames, like female characters being attractive and having breasts.

This guy ruins a date because he can’t stop talking about feminist and gay-friendly tropes in TV shows and Anita Sarkesian’s entire oeuvre.

Meanwhile the poor woman is like, “OMG, what a sissy drip, he’s going to start menstruating any second and then we’ll be cycle sisters.*”

Is it that bad? Well like I said, it depends on how you look at it. Sure he comes off as amazing soy boy beta cuck of the year. When you say things on a date like “there should be more empowered non-sexualized female characters in AAA video games” it does affect your manliness credibility somewhat. But as Ace notes in the link, in a way this guy dumped her. He tested her and she came up short. He didn’t want to have sex with her because her feminist credentials were found to be wanting. There’s a kind of perverted genius there if you think about it.

I am of the opinion that it could be taken even further. Surely there is amongst you young men someone who could take this to even greater extremes. And secretly record it. You could be the new hero for our times. And in the process finally reveal to women the utter lunacy and ludicrousness of their feminist fantasies. Just think about it; a video where a young man goes all-in on feminist jargon and the look of disbelief and disgust on the girl’s face, and then he dumps her for failing to meet up to his feminist ideals.

That’s some powerful shit right there if you play it right.

This article was originally published at https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/, where Adam Piggott publishes regularly and brilliantly. You can purchase Adam’s books here.

  • The Unburdened

    There is no lower form of life than a male feminist, especially if “he” is White. Even actual feminists like Clemental Ford despise them.

  • fimbulwinter

    Raises a question, if enough THOTs get dumped for being too feminist will it make them go trad?

    • Bucky Redux

      I don’t think a conversion from THOT to Tradwife is possible, or desirable.

      Can’t see a way to convert a diseased coal-burning promiscuous tattoo covered slutty cum-dumpster ho into a traditional, home loving wife and mother to raise your trad children.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e497883cebab2d7999d13d3a4413622a07d70458a07b27b3095c6a18557f51f.jpg

      • fimbulwinter

        Rhetorical question. Burn coal pay the toll.

      • Jai_Normosone

        “…cum-dumpster ho…”
        Love it. I’m going to use that one 🙂

        • Bucky Redux

          I wish I knew more of them……

    • The Unburdened

      No, they’ll just go even harder for Chad (or Abdul).

  • Taipan

    Yeah anyway, about saving Australia…

  • Taipan

    Call out the feminists as racist and tell them to get with the program of breeding out whitey. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b34d3868837af432993e10896110abef2aa8cd134a5498aee3ce7913e5ff9d26.jpg

  • thegentlemantroll

    The winged monkeys of disqus are on patrol again. I just got a post deleted

    • Bucky Redux

      I saw a post here get deleted before my very eyes, this morning, maybe it was yours……

      • thegentlemantroll

        False alarm, my comment was actually in a different thread!

        • Jai_Normosone

          Oi! That’s my trick! Go get your own! 🙂

  • Mattys Modern Life

    Takes a girl to an arcade and Ice-cream on a first date then starts talking about feminism.

    That went from cute and fun to weird as fuck in no time.

    If male-feminists are a rape case waiting to happen, what does it mean if he’s taking girls on dates that early teens would go on?

    Makes you think.

  • entropy

    It’s not so much that this happened, it’s that he bragged about it on social media.

    Even in his own version of the story, she sounds perfectly reasonable and he sounds like a wanker.

  • Jai_Normosone

    I’m curious about where the term “feminism” has gone and what people believe it to mean.
    I get the impression that people now equate it to be: “…a man-hating female who personally believes that she can do no wrong in life and, should mistakes be made, they will be the fault of someone else (while she behaves like a foul-mouthed slag in the process)”

    I support feminism, in a way – but in the sense where women are equal (not “more equal”) and aren’t dumb turds that need me to make all their decisions for them. I prefer women that are capable and strong but also able to comprehend that their opinion is the end of all discussion. Think like the country girls who can be relied upon to be tough in a crisis but then can also manage to have the class to *not* put the head of people like Ben Dark into the stove-pipe in one of the pubs in Injune (which happened frequently — because he’s a useless knob).

    The turds like Lisa Wilkinson & Clementine Ford & the other rabid meatheads with shit for brains deserve all the respect that they have earned…. NONE.

    I recall one young woman who was weak and easily led into waiting beds after a few drinks and tried to suicide a few times because of it. I became the father figure and told her that the next bloke she goes out with needs to be made to respect her and if he was still there after a month or two, then she could open her legs. I also said that if she wanted to continue to act like a whore, I have $10 in my pocket and I’d like a go. It worked and she cleaned up her act.