Breaking! Di Natale and Hinch say Omo is Racist!



Senators Richard Di Natale and Derryn Hinch will be joining forces to sue global giant Unilever over its OMO washing detergent, because it makes clothes too White.

Di Natale said that OMO has become the symbol of white supremacy with slogans such as “Get whiter clothes”, “Brilliant Whites” and “Add Brightness To Whiteness”.

Mr Hinch said:

“It’s just not ok to be white in washing detergent slogans, and we must strive for more inclusive marketing messages.

“This is why children of non white Australians have dirty, dull and shitty looking clothes – because they are being excluded. Words Matter.”

Di Natale said that for a black person it seems like a privilage to use OMO but for a white person, it’s a right:

“We are living in racist and dark times, and the Greens, with the help of our new mate Derryn Hinch, will correct the social injustices within our society, although for us to move forward Derryn will have to lighten up on his opposition to pedophilia and bestiality.”

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  • Manny

    Guys, if you want do satire right at least check out The Betoota Advocate and learn how to be funny or even mildly risible.

    • Addelad

      Lighten up, detergent puns are Fab

  • Bucky Redux

    In solidarity with people of colour, I swear I will no longer wear white clothes, which are obviously signalling that I am literally Hitler, a Nazi white supremacist and racist.

    From now on, I go naked, wherby my Adonis like body will eventually become grey, grimy and black and I will then stand in proud solidarity with my black brothers and sisters.

    Curse Omo and all “whiter than white” detergents !

  • entropy
    • Bucky Redux

      Nice commercial.
      The Chinese women especially value white toned skin.
      There used to be a Chinese origin toothpaste called “Darkie” Toothpaste.
      I used to buy tubes from the Chinese Dollar Shops in Sydney, just for laughs.
      However, they went PC and it’s now called Darlie.

    • fimbulwinter

      I’m gonna start importing qiaobi. The pills produced in my basement might become red.

      • entropy

        My mother taught me to never mix whites and coloureds.

        • fimbulwinter

          Your mum is such a racist Nazi white supremacist! Unless he/she/they is one of two mothers then he/she/them are heros and victims and need big state handouts!