Did China really land on the moon?


The Chinese government claim to have landed a spacecraft on the moon.

The far side of the moon.

From ARS Technica:

“Declaring that it has opened a new chapter in lunar exploration, the China National Space Administration announced late Monday night that its Chang’e-4 lander had safely set down on the far side of the Moon. No spacecraft has ever made a soft landing there.

“According to state media, a Beijing-based control center commanded the spacecraft to begin the landing procedure at 9:15pm ET Monday (10:15am, Tuesday, local time), from an altitude of 15km above the lunar surface. During an 11-minute descent, Chang’e-4 slowed its speed from 1.7 km/s to nearly zero before it landed in the Von Karman Crater in the South Pole-Aitken Basin. This is in the mid-southern latitudes of the Moon on its far side; it should offer important scientific information about Earth and the early Solar System.”

So, no way of confirming, then.

“This landing marks an important step in space for China. This represents a true “first,” as no country has ever reached the far side of the Moon, where there is no means of direct communication with Earth. Additionally, the data collected by Chang’e-4 and the Yutu II rover will inform China’s lunar exploration program, which seeks to send taikonauts to the lunar surface by around 2030.”

They’ll probably fake that too. Seriously, that shot looks like it was taken just outside one of their reeducation camps in Xinjiang.

“The success by the Chinese agency comes as NASA remains barred from working with China on spaceflight activities. This block was put in place by former US Rep. Frank Wolf and supported through the appropriations process by Rep. John Culberson. Both men are now out of office, so there is a chance the prohibition could be reviewed. Nevertheless, there are considerable concerns about technology transfer as a part of any cooperation with China.”

The US landed men on the moon at the peak of their civilisation, aided by the best German rocket scientists who they managed to shield from the showtrials of the late 40’s. Since then the US has descended into multicultural chaos and will soon begin its Second Civil War – ie, there is a reason the US has been unable to send anyone back to the moon since.

Thus, China has been stealing technology from a civilisation that currently has no hope of sending people to the moon. Reverse engineering will only get you so far.  They had to hoax the rest.

Here is the giveaway:

“It is also notable that China’s state news service provided no live coverage of Monday night’s landing attempt. Many of the country’s launches—and more difficult efforts in space—are only reported after the fact, when they are successful. This echoes the Soviet approach during the space race in the 1960s, when many of their spaceflight activities took place covertly, while NASA had its successes and failures covered in real time.”

No live coverage. Case closed.

Now let me send a message to the YouTube community. I want blanket coverage of this fakery within a week. The next time I want to investigate the possibility of human colonisation of Io, I expect to have to navigate away from a dozen different videos giving a dozen different explanations of how China faked their far side of the moon landing.

Otherwise I call anti-white bias and blatant anti-Americanism.

It’s your XYZ.

  • thegentlemantroll

    The footage is coming but the fake Chinese Stanley Kubrick hasn’t finished production yet.

  • Mattys Modern Life

    Don’t believe it but I love how the Chinese even copied the federation insignia from Star Trek.

    The Chinese are not a creative people in general.

    • Bucky Redux

      They steal and copy everything they can from Western nations.
      Apparently all the newish iPhones are compromised with Chinese spyware built in: Apple shares have plummeted.

      • thegentlemantroll

        They’re also way overpriced and no longer have an audio socket. Genius move by King Fairy, people love having features taken away and being scolded to.

      • Mattys Modern Life

        Thanks for sharing that, will be sure to not purchase an iPhone when my contract is up.

    • Jamie Blank

      I thought this was a new movie trailer when I first saw it.

  • Bucky Redux

    Was reading some random Twitter comments today that stated Trump had told the Chinese what was on the Moon ( ET’s ) and not to frikken go. Gave full disclosure of ET presence on Moon, etc.

    President Xi didn’t believe him and Trump said “whatever”…. so the Chinese sent their wokpot probe to the far side, and guess who is there to greet them.
    Chinese now in panic mode: what do ?

    Aliens are supposedly on the Moon retrieving old tech from a lost civilisation…..we are not welcome there apparently.
    Oh, yeah…Moon is hollow as well. Inside, it’s the HQ for the aliens who control this arm of the spiral galaxy we are in.
    NASA crashed a rocket on the Moon years ago, and apparently it rang like a bell for hours.
    Guess it gave ET a migraine.

    What would we do without the internet for entertainment ?


    • Jamie Blank


      • Bucky Redux

        Yeah man, I dropped acid, man, it’s all cool, ET is friendly…….

        • Jamie Blank

          Thanks. Now I know that you’ve never felt the liquid trickle down the back of your throat.

  • fimbulwinter

    Smells like BS. China should stick to what they do best – imitating and copying. They should copy western feminism and self genocide.

    • belt

      Odd how the Earth is visible on this “documented” landing on the dark side of the Moon…

      • fimbulwinter
        • Bucky Redux

          Good video….the German guy gets really triggered by the CGI fakery !

          • fimbulwinter

            All that triggered energy could go to guillotining Merkel.

        • entropy

          I’m very sceptical about the landing, but this guy lost me when he asked why there is sunlight if it’s the ‘dark side’ of the moon.

          If anyone is wondering, it’s called the dark side because it’s never visible from Earth, not because it doesn’t get sunlight.

  • Yol Mak

    Nobody ever landed on the moon.