Clementine Ford goes off the deep end

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In news that surprised exactly nobody with a functioning brain, serial misandrist and attention seeking opinion columnist Clementine Ford resigned from her job at Nine newspapers in Australia with a well orchestrated public hissy fit that guarantees all of her bridges will be left in smouldering ruins behind her.

The reason for her catastrophic meltdown is because her bosses asked her to demonstrate some respect in her columns for the office of the prime minister of Australia. In other words they asked her to not refer to him as “a fucking disgrace.”

In order to continue to fund her lavish lifestyle of lying around in bed all day as well as her strict daily chocolate lamington regimen, Ford has taken to her social media airwaves to hound her few remaining followers for funds.

“Are you a regularly accused of being a misandrist? Do you bathe in a pool of male tears each night before bed?” reads the overview on her page.

“This is an entirely voluntary pledge process. My writing will still be freely available and my Facebook page will remain open so that I can connect directly with people,” Ford said.

“However if you value what I do and want to help support me to keep doing it, your patronage would be greatly appreciated.”

Ford promises all donations will help her continue to produce “feminist content”.

“All of your donations will help me to keep producing feminist content that challenges and explores the world we live in, while also providing me a platform to signal boost the work of other women and non binary voices,’’ she says.

For as little a $1 a month, Ford will give a shout out to her donors on Twitter. For $5, donors will receive a personal email of thanks from her, and for $10 or more, Ford will “curse ten men in your honour”.

Sounds like a bargain and a half! Can’t you just picture Ford now, perched on the edge of her dirty and ill-kept bed, her 10 year old laptop resting on her pale and flabby legs as she desperately scours Patreon with increasingly fading hope for any updates that confirm that someone, anyone, has recently decided to part with the princely sum of a buck a month for the privilege of Ford’s fat fingers typing out a tweet for them?

What’s hilarious abut this is that the future extent of Ford’s tweets will reveal just how many people are prepared to directly pay for her bile. I’m guessing not too many at all, as feminist nutjobs are not known for their capacity to have any spare cash lying around, let alone part with some of it.

And for anyone considering hiring Ford, she has a special message for you too:

Ford said while she expected to be labelled as “difficult” in the wake of her resignation, she urged her followers not to believe any potential rumours surrounding her work ethic.

“I was a loyal and committed contributor for 7 years and they benefited greatly from me being connected to the masthead,” she wrote.

Well considering that the newspapers which were originally a family owned affair went broke while she was there and were bought out by a media conglomerate which was more an act of mercy than a sound business decision, I really fail to see how Clementine’s weekly column of bile known as “male tears” helped her employers to stay the course.

As for myself I have only one message for Clementine Ford courtesy of Ace of Spades:

L
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LEA
LEAR
LEARN
LEARN T
LEARN TO
LEARN TO C
LEARN TO CO
LEARN TO COD
LEARN TO CODE
LEARN TO COD
LEARN TO CO
LEARN TO C
LEARN TO
LEARN T
LEARN
LEAR
LEA
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This article was originally published at https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/, where Adam Piggott publishes regularly and brilliantly. You can purchase Adam’s books here.

  • clemilf

    See my screen name; perhaps she could find a job wanking boars for ai

    • Repeal fake marriage

      I know it’s naughty but I am sniggering quietly to myself…

  • Repeal fake marriage

    What does ‘learn to code’ mean?

    • Bucky Redux

      It mocks journalists….I had a pic attached but Disqus censored my post.

      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/learn-to-code

      • Jamie Blank

        It’s either buggy code or censorship. I copping similar issues with disqus.

        • Bucky Redux

          Censorship, flagged as spam.
          I wish XYZ would not use Disqus, but I suppose it is a financial decision.

    • thegentlemantroll

      As more and more of the traditional male jobs were offshored in the last several years, a typical refrain from globalist journalists was that these out-of-luck fellas “learn-to-code” for the bright digital economy of the future. I believe the oz school system now also enthusiastically teaches young kids to code, because of course, all of tomorrow’s jobs will be coding jobs. Because coding is innovation, and innovation is creative, and creative is money is future. Everything needed to power society will be 1s and 0s

    • Jamie Blank

      Let the Black Pigeon Speak:

      https://youtu.be/R3ODk0_rA44

  • James

    Best news I’ve seen today.

  • Mattys Modern Life

    One month into 2019 and what a year it’s already been!

  • clemilf

    This is her contribution to the Year of the Pig I guess

  • evilED

    How this femtard trollop got hired in the first place is an enigma, Her toxic brand of man-hating nonsense should be avoided like a yeast infection.

    • Bumpstock

      Because (((media)))

  • Jamie Blank

    Jumped before she was pushed…. or so the directed narrative would have us believe.

    • Bumpstock

      Yep, like Catherine Deveney sacked from The Age for suggesting Bindi Irwin should be raped.

      Ford, Deveny, Van Badham should all be melted down for baking tin lard.

  • LeftRightOut67

    God is real.
    Thank you God … and Rupert.

  • MGTOW dum moriar

    The gravy train is coming to an end for the professional misandrists. I can’t wait to see how this plays out. I suspect Ms. Ford’s worst nightmare is coming true. She’s going to fade into obscurity, and very few will give a damn what she says.

    • thegentlemantroll

      She should write down what she wants to say on some cardboard and attach it to a parked bicycle.

      • Jamie Blank

        “will suck dick for food”

        • Bumpstock

          For Tim Tams.

  • Bucky Redux

    Good riddance to the ugly as sin, fucking disgraceful, man hating pig-bitch, now she’ll have ample time to cavort, snort and snuffle around her home backyard to find truffles.
    Best news I’ve had this year.

    The link to the Australian is paywalled by Rupert, the old bastard.

    Here is an alternate ABC link, even though I hate the ABC’s guts, I will link this time as it’s such good news !

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-31/clementine-ford-quits-nine-newspaper-column/10766308

  • thegentlemantroll

    Win!

  • Doc79

    Unfortunately the Huff Post is not hiring at the moment or in the foreseeable future, CleMENtine.

  • She tweeted that Trump was charged with criminal offences when he was merely sued by another litigant alleging typical jew slander who then magically disappeared.

    I met her on that and bested her quickly. She never responded.

    As I have said here previously she is a used up thing that should be given no attention at all. She is not worth 2 minutes of a real Australian’s time.

  • Andrew Smith

    BuzzFeed Australia’s news division gets wiped out, and then this happens the very next day. Things are looking up.

  • Bumpstock

    The only code she will learn in future days is Morse Code in Oreos and Tim Tams.

  • Bumpstock

    Great news, but I reckons she’s already fielding offers from (((The Guardian))).

    • thegentlemantroll

      Or better yet, the ABC. We can fund her!

      • Bucky Redux

        Don’t laugh, it might just happen…..scary thought.

      • Bumpstock

        Depressingly probably so. Expect a regular guest appearance on Q&A, they love presenting giant warm turds.

  • Minging

    Ah yes the ‘unfuckable demagogue’ (her Twitter intro)… and to think she was recently questioning Daisy Cousins’ employment. At least she can get a job at Buzzfeed… oh wait.

  • Dan Flynn

    She’s got 731 patrons and she’s only just begun. The XYZ has 22.
    You guys have some catching up to do.

    • entropy

      But Nazis are the problem, not misandrist feminism.

      You still think feminism is about equality, don’t you, Dan?

      • Dan Flynn

        Well I can separate some feminsts from feminism in general. I do not agree with everything Clem Ford says, in fact there is quite a lot I have issue with. However, the feminist movement in general is, I think, most definitely about equality.

        I understand that some men would prefer women shut up and get back into the kitchen and any kind of feminist anger really infuriates them.

        I could also acknowledge that some feminsts do in fact have a fundamental dislike for men and, if given enough power, would like to tip the scales toward a matriarchy.

        • Bumpstock

          Your last stanza describes it well but very mildly when you look at the likes of Ford, Deveny, Van Badham. In reality, I think their vision for men in the world is something like Queen Akasha’s in Queen of the Damned (the book, not the silly movie) where most men on the planet are actually exterminated and a select few kept for breeding and peace reigns with a global matriarchy rule over by a female, feminist Hitler/Stalin (Akasha).

    • Bucky Redux

      Why do you come here ?
      All you do is troll.

      Go away, back to your Communist safe space and print some Che Guevara posters.

    • Jamie Blank

      Unlikely that she’ll retain those patrons for an extended period.

    • thegentlemantroll

      Let them burn their money away.

  • Bumpstock

    I don’t mind OV’s coming here so long as they argue respectfully, otherwise……. 😉

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_lijLYuw-o