Communist Victorian government moves closer to Communist China


Dick Ears Daniel Andrews has signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the Chinese government to get Victoria in on some Chinese money:

“Victoria has formally pledged to sign up to China’s controversial One Belt, One Road initiative in a deal the state hopes will generate more trade and jobs.

“Premier Daniel Andrews and Chinese ambassador to Australia Cheng Jingye finalised a memorandum of understanding this week, making Victoria the first and only Australian state to support President Xi Jinping’s global trade initiative.

“China’s Belt and Road Initiative (BRI) is a massive global network of infrastructure projects that seeks to revive the Silk Road by creating two modern transit and trade corridors between China and Europe.

“This new Australian-first agreement sums up everything we have achieved with China over the past four years — it means more trade and more Victorian jobs and an even stronger relationship with China,” Mr Andrews said.”

Here is a vid on the new silk road by Vox.  It is half decent, for a bunch of globalist flogs:

Dan’s thugs have signed up against the advice of security advisors. No surprises there:

“Senior national security figures have often warned of serious “strategic” consequences if Australia formally signs up, although various investment projects on Australian soil seem to have had some form of involvement.”

Said security advisors should make sure their family members get well away from the Murray.

But this is actually great news. Here’s why:

“However, the MOU signed by Victoria marks a sharp turn in domestic views of the initiative which has been welcomed by the Chinese.

“Over the past five years, it has received positive responses and broad support from the international communities and has become a platform for international cooperation in policy coordination, connectivity of infrastructure, unimpeded trade, financing integration, closer people-to-people ties,” Mr Cheng said.

“It enables China to share development opportunities with other countries in the world and achieve mutual prosperity.”

Mr Andrews was the only state premier to be invited to the Belt and Road Forum which took place in China last year.

In other words, Victoria is going it alone on this. This fits the pattern of socialists the West over being more transparent about their true aims. The people of inner city Melbourne don’t consider themselves to be Australians, and they’re not. It is only a matter of time, if Labor wins the upcoming state election, until the Andrews government declares Victorian independence and secedes from Australia.

Next, the Chinese government will begin moving military hardware into Victoria. Victorian communists will initally welcome this protection by a great power with open arms. When they realise that said protection was actually an invasion designed to protect the interests of Victoria’s sizeable and vibrant Chinese community, it will be too late.

However, once the Indian government gets wind of this they will intervene to protect the interests of their own citizens currently enriching Melbourne. An independent Victoria will then become the stage for a proxy war between the two emerging Asian superpowers.

Amidst the conflagration, Melbourne will be nuked.

Then everything will go back to normal.

Enjoy your coffee.

  • Gary Slenders

    Hi David. This whole deal makes me feel uncomfortable. No consultation or discussion with the federal government. No review or discussion with Australian security services. Evidence that there is already undue influence being applied by China into Australian politics and Universities. I would like to know exactly what Dan Andrews has signed us up for.

    • Mattys Modern Life

      Dick Ears has signed us up for a massive loan with China and Chinese government owned projects in Victoria.

      All without consulting anyone, he did it for Dick Ears because his giant dicks for ears have expensive taste.

  • fimbulwinter

    Boomer cuckservatives be like “Chinese are good for the economy and they won’t tollerate Sharia!”

    It seems like a behind closed doors deal. Media brags about dropping house prices and Dan Andrews gets the light bulb and brings in more Chinese investment to “keep the economy going”. The labor party is rife with the same sino corruption that got dastyari sacked.

    That said I wonder if this may put a dent in the Jew controlled petrodollar?

  • Addelad

    Mr Thimble Wanker below – as per boring usual – makes this something to do with Jews, which says more about him than it does about the article at hand. Rural Victoria (>1.5m people) will not easily join Comrade Dan’s ear-long rush towards the next glorious 5 year plan, nor will around 2m of Melbourne’s 5+m citizens. If this Communist thug persists in acting unconstitutionally, the army ought to be sent in. Any bets of Canberra taking any justified action against a recalcitrant state? No, thought not.

    • fimbulwinter

      1. before you get offended at the mere sight of the J word. Consider this: the international standard of currency is the petrodollar – controlled centrally by the federal reserve (owned by guess who), and the cause of all wars in the middle East. What if China is planning an alternative currency standard, the BRICS and the New Development Bank, supposedly free of the usury of the Fed and IMF? China is clearly expanding into the Pacific .
      2. Commie Dan doesn’t need the rural victorians. He has enough greens and inner city support to get away with anything he wants. They have acted unconditionally for years with impunity and continue to get voted back in.

  • Bucky Redux

    PR China already owns Australia.
    Moving holus bolus into Victoria first is just a formality.

    Anyway, Melbourne deserves more “enrichment”; maybe convert those hipster wanker inner Melbourne soyboy caffe latte establishments into stinky Feng Shui Chinese herb stores or Dollar shops selling all varieties of cheap plastic crap.

    Import thousands more stumpy legged female Chinese “students” studying “Economics” at Monash Uni, to staff the ubiquitous Belt n Road Rub n Tug massage parlours.

    A happy ending for Victoria and all who sail in her.

    • Jai_Normosone

      We need some big machinery to dig a huge trench along the border and then set Victoria adrift.

      • Bucky Redux

        With any luck, Victoria will drift away towards Africa, where it belongs.

  • thegentlemantroll

    A trade Ponzi scam designed to fill the coffers of the Imperialist Chinese and enslave the rest of us – great work Dan! Really looking after the working man!!!!

  • RobynTodhunter

    Long after I have departed this mortal coil, the fight for Australian soil will be between China and Islam. Have Victorians had a close look at how China treats Muslims?

    • Jai_Normosone

      The correct answer to this is: “Properly”.

  • gwallan

    I thought Melbourne had been nuked.

    • Jai_Normosone

      Wishful thinking.
      I think the old premise of a Neutron Bomb would be better… eradicate the people and leave the buildings and infrastructure.
      Then again, I know a number of very good people down there who don’t deserve to be caught up in that.

      • gwallan

        Lived there for twenty years. When I’ve visited recently it looks run down. I say flatten the place.

  • Mattys Modern Life

    Dick Ears the traitor.

  • wtf i love this timeline now