Degenerate SJW’s triggered by degenerate band’s degeneracy

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The PC brigade don’t like pussy:

“American glam metal satirists, Steel Panther have faced an onslaught of backlash recently over the name of their signature guitar pedal, the ‘Pussy Melter’. A number of musicians have come forward to express their disdain for the name, citing its sexist undertones, calling for the product to be pulled.

“As of this morning, the pedal manufacturer TC Electronics have issued a statement on their website, removing the product from its listings, acknowledging the inappropriate nature of the name.”

Unless they do it:

Photo by tedeytan

It can be theorized that the ones complaining about being offended are, in fact, pussies themselves. Therefore, they were doing it out of a pure justification for self preservation as they would have melted.

It’s the current year!

The irony is, Steel Panther represents everything the SJW’s stand for; degeneracy, and a complete inversion of morality and aesthetics:

I find it hilarious that with all the evil going on in the world – murders, rape epidemics, hunger, poverty, oppression – that a big old huff is made about a musical effects pedal.

Fun is now offensive, so you should go about your day in humdrum drudgery and obey the psychotic SJW hordes, while systematically letting humanity destroy itself.

Let’s see what the XYZ community can come up with as a replacement name for the “Pussy Melter” effects pedal. We’ll send the best ideas to Steel Panther! I’ll start:

  • Hipster Tears
  • Cum Dumpster Destroyer
  • Grab them by the Pussy
  • Not a Pussy
  • Infidel 5000

It’s your XYZ.

  • clemilf

    “What year is this?” is not an argument.
    As the pedal is a delay, perhaps “ritard cunt blocker”; “Hymen Slimer”, “Bartholinorrhea”, or the perennial favourite “Tinderbox extinguisher”

  • Repeal fake marriage

    For that deep, rich bass rumble, I personally use the Arse Bandit but to really wind up the velocity of my thrust, there is nothing that comes close to the Coque Roque.

    • Ariane

      I have the latest version: Coque Roque Wet Boxxer 2.

  • 9x19parabellum

    Ibanez tit squeezer overdrive and anal luber fuzzer
    Boss “safe” zone metal distortion
    Dunlop soyboy wahwah pedal
    Sound great with a Trans-fender guitar and UK made patriarshall amp.

    • 9x19parabellum

      Also if you use cis-normal pickups instead of bumfuckers you may need a rape noise suppression pedal.

      • Repeal fake marriage

        With a Fatocaster or Les Girl?

        • 9x19parabellum

          Hmm tough one. The first fat shames and the other reinforces traditional sexes. Then again Les Girl has the initials LG, there is no BT but it’s still half inclusive.

          • Ariane

            Les Girl Box Twanger = LGBT ?

          • 9x19parabellum

            Now that’s some diversity!

          • Repeal fake marriage

            No serious discussion about a stomp box (tee hee… I said box) should ignore the intricacies of the squealing nigger or the islamobomb. Unfortunately, the latter can only be used once.

          • 9x19parabellum

            That would definitely culturally enrich the audience!

  • Ariane

    I inherited the 1968 Fender Strat of Jimi Hendrix.
    Didn’t quite have the sound I wanted, so my Daddy made some acoustic pedals for me, via his Microsoft contacts :

    HumpyBumpy 5000
    ThrustBuster XP
    LabiaLatcher Mk 2
    QuimQuaker
    MingeMelter
    Pussy Holocauster
    ClittyCleave Phaser Series 3
    PussyReamer
    VeeJayJay Steamer
    BallsDeeper V1
    LabReaver 7
    Miezekatze Reiben 69 (German version)
    Vag-Vista 2000
    Orgasmo Barbarella Multi

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY

  • thegentlemantroll

    As with most trifling things SJWs complain about in culture, the true intent is disguised.

    Glam Metal fans – and Metal fans generally – are usually white males who lean to the political right or libertarian. It’s classic reverse racism. Snoop Dogg has dozens of songs and lyrics synonymous with “melting pussy” and he gets to feature in Katy Perry Music videoz. He’s an authentic voice of the street!… y’all..

  • PaulMurrayCbr

    “The Precipitator”. Just a tad more subtle.