Food for thought – Pistol and Boo flushed down the loo

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Johnny Depp took a pinky raised swing at our Minister for Agriculture, the Honourable Barnaby Joyce, the other day, stating “I killed my dogs and ate them under direct orders from some kinda, I dunno, sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia”.

For those unfamiliar with the actor, he has portrayed Hunter S. Thompson twice, an eccentric cross-dressing film-maker named Ed Wood, and Captain Jack Sparrow four times (and set to portray the role again in 2017).

Just so we’re clear, I think Johnny Depp is a very talented actor, and his current spruiking of ‘Sauvage’ for the luxury goods company Dior is certainly characteristic of a savvy businessmen (given his image).

However I fully agree with Barnaby when he said:

“If we start letting movie stars even though they’ve been the ‘sexiest man alive’ twice to come into our nation, then why don’t we just break the laws for everybody? It’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States.”

Now I can’t say I know exactly what Barnaby thought of Johnny Depp’s little remark the other day, but I would like to think that it mirrors my illustration.

Food for thought

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