Some may be forgiven for assuming Australia is being run by sordid spinsters like Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone, however such assumptions aren’t far from the truth.
Leaders of the two major parties are treating the country as if it were some Bolli-fuelled feminist fun-land, where proverbially snipping the balls and drying up the ovaries are just a must.
Drawing up a number of insidious policies that could only have been put together during a colonic, these fabulous Fabians (Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten) are shaking down the citizenry by sucking face with the Green Left agenda.
As they behave like poofs who have snorted special k, it’s unsurprising that these divas of disaster have been renovating down under into a Sodom and Gomorrah friendly float for Mardi Gras.
But as the buggery continues to burgeon, the synergy between Liberal and Labor becomes more indistinguishable from satire by the day. With Turnbull’s cosmopolitan cuckery and Shorten’s trades hall estrogen treatment, the erosive bitch-slap from the trendy population is getting more frequent.
Time to bust some collagen out of those commie lips perhaps?
Food for thought.
