Food for Thought – Sam Putting the KEK in Kekovich

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Cartoon by Ryan Fletcher

For a solid year now, your XYZ have been praying to Kek for an Aussie avatar to spearhead the end of the Kali Yuga. It has been my estimation that this prophet from Providence may well be the tough talking Lambassador Sam Kekovich.

So sure of Sam’s divine purpose to obliterate degeneracy down under, your XYZ started a Change.org petition to make Sam Australian of the Year.

Noting Sam’s statesman salesmanship to spread kekservativism across the country, your XYZ went one step further by inducing the idea that the Kali Yuga will conclude once Kekovich is Prime Minister.

Even though certain establishment presstitute toadies have mocked our praise of Kek in Kekovich, it is undeniable that the ripples radiating throughout their cuckold swamp are contrary to their counterfeit commentary.

Your XYZ prays that Kekovich will bring forth a plethora of rotary-wing aircraft to purge our nation of commies.

Food for thought.