Oh My DARLING Clementine …!


Terrible news. Clementine Ford, the darling of third-wave feminism, beloved of Milo Yiannopoulos (remember?), the sweetheart who posts #killallmen …

… is no longer going to speak at a Lifeline event on May 29th.

The event organisers found there was a certain amount of resistance to their choice of a man-hating third-wave feminist as a keynote speaker at an event co-hosted by Lifeline. There was a petition to remove her which gained over 13,000 signatures, and the event has since been cancelled.

Fun fact! According to Lifeline, there are three times more male suicides than female. But hey, Clementine Ford was totally trolling on those #killallmen comments. Why aren’t you laughing?

Okay, okay, I get it. You’re disappointed that you won’t get to see her speak. You won’t get to enjoy the darkly satirical write-up of the event from your hard-working journalists here at the XYZ. Well, never mind. Here’s a song instead, perhaps it will console you.

Oh my darling
Oh my darling
Oh my daaaaaaarling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever
Awful sorry, Clementine!

It’s your XYZ.

  • Repeal fake marriage

    Damn! What am I going to do with all those tickets I was hoping to scalp on line and make a huuuuge profit from?

    • Ralphy

      The most concern is the original decision to engage her. What were they thinking? Scalping for that mob is a kindness.

    • ] W. Hunter [

      use them as toilet paper ?

  • Repeal fake marriage


    O Lord, what daemon hast though released unto the World? Save us from this evil,I beseech thee.

    You did?

    Thou art mighty.

    • ] W. Hunter [

      That “woman” is certainly a scary creature.

      I postulate that she was excreted from the fetid anus of Satan : unleashed upon an unsuspecting world, as a sort of virulent pox.

  • entropy

    Most ‘charities’ won’t deny men’s health statistics, but they minimise them to focus on the real gravy train: the ‘compassionate’ sex that see themselves as eternal victims and shamelessly soak up the lion’s share of public and private health and welfare funding.

  • 9x19parabellum

    Now to get another misandrist, Julia gillard out of beyond blue.

    • ] W. Hunter [

      Slimeball Gillard is one of the stinking swamp creatures in Aussie politics.
      She funneled $$ millions into the corrupt Clinton Foundation and its offshoots, as did Kevvie Rudd.

      Subsequently Gillard was afforded cushy positions within these cartels.
      “Pay for Play.”

      • 9x19parabellum

        Both are vile traitors

      • thegentlemantroll

        Who likely slept her way to power

  • killer3000ad

    Ding dong the wicked witch has been denied a platform to heap more abuse on the vulnerable. Excelsior!

  • Good Riddance to pig rubbish.

  • killer3000ad

    This is what the witch wrote about the recent farm murder-suicide of three generations of one family in WA. https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/the-problem-with-the-good-bloke-narrative-20180514-p4zf6r.html