The New Normal: The Middle East Migrant Crisis

Since getting into the newspaper caper, we here at The XYZ have learned the hard way lessons which we had, until now, only read about. A key lesson has been the way in which...

Finding your “safe-space”

Do you have a space which is full of rainbows, and where everyone likes you and thinks you're great? Do you have a space where people always say nice things to you, and if someone...

Quote of the Day: Which formerly politically correct term is now politically incorrect?

The XYZ Quote of the Day for October 24, 2015, broaches the prospect that no sooner has one tool of oppression against free minds become the norm, than it needs to be purged. For...

Food for thought – Bibi says “No deal” to threats of destruction

Wednesday’s XYZ Quote of the Day stirred that fire of reverence I have for Israel, and its Likudnik Prime Minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu. Earlier this month PM Netanyahu tweeted “How does the UN General...

University proposed ban – Germaine Greer: hateful transphobe

If you are not yet convinced that reasoned and considered debate has been all but expelled from western universities, this story may finally change your mind. Cardiff University's Student Union women's officer Rachael Melhuish has...

How can this racist speech be tolerated?

I was in furious agreement with the language police over at The Age this week, as they loudly, and repeatedly, condemned Liberal Senator Eric Abetz for using a shockingly racist slur on national radio....

Breaking: Islamic Councils Demand Halal Certified Capsicum Spray

In an amazing development, already violent protestors demanding that infidels who criticise Islam be beheaded turned the violence up a notch when the police had to use capsicum spray to subdue them. A protester...

Food for thought – Hammering Hillary over Benghazi

Yesterday, after working an evening shift, I glossed over the day’s coverage from the US House Select Committee on the 2012 Terrorist Attack in Benghazi. Front and center was former Secretary of State, Hillary Diane...

Quote of the day: 24 October 2015

Today's 'quote of the day' comes to us from the Tasmanian senator, Eric Abetz. The XYZ likes to be in tune, and up to date with the latest cutting edge research, and taking the lead...

Russell Brand in Australia: don’t underestimate the visiting prophet | Van Badham | Comment...

The term 'prophet' was once reserved for real and genuine change agents, who gave voice to some major injustice, and made the powers that be take notice. Larger than life figures, who inspired whole...

Future watermelon government

Greens leader Senator Richard Di Natale has indicated today that he would be willing to enter into a coalition with the Labor Party to form government in the future, and modestly named himself as...

Australian Muslim community accepts responsibility for murder by white Swedish Nazi

In a dramatic turn of events, the Australian Muslim community has accepted responsibility for yesterday's murder in Sweden of a teacher and a student by a Swedish man brandishing a sword, after it was...

Institutional Stupidity

Readers may be familiar with the 'Darwin Awards' which are handed out each year to those homo sapiens who commit especially excessive acts of stupidity, usually ending with their deaths, and so 'chlorinating the...

British leaving London: BBC obscures simple reality

In our latest edition of "What's wrong with this article?" we bring you a shining example, from a BBC article on February 20, 2013, of the idea that finding complexity in something simple is...

Conspiracy Theory of the Night:

The XYZ has been proudly bringing you Quote of the Day for several months. Tonight we present our newest segment, (with credit to Vic Timms,) Conspiracy Theory of the Night. The guiding principle of...

Swedish Sword attack: Australian Muslim community calls for more genuine dialogue

Update: In a dramatic turn of events, after initially refusing to accept responsibility for the attack when it appeared the murders were carried out by a Muslim, the Australian Muslim community has now accepted responsibility...

Rampaging Rastafarians

I am sick to death of rampaging Rastafarians going about killing people who will not smoke weed. The latest in what is a series of routine attacks around the world by the weed smoking diaspara...

Food for thought – Dolezal for ‘Black Person of the Year’

With the hilariously ground breaking announcement by Glamour magazine naming Caitlyn Jenner (formerly Bruce Jenner) as “Woman of the Year”, we here at the XYZ felt compelled to make an equally hilarious announcement ourselves. Let...

Islamism and Nazism: Kindred spirits

Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has stated in an address that Haj Amin al-Husseini, the mufti of Jerusalem during the 1940s inspired Adolf Hitler in his attempt to annihilate the Jews. Husseini visited Berlin in...

Tacists out! The Guardian hath spoken

As everyone knows, The Guardian is a very serious newspaper, very serious indeed. Previously its wisdom and insights were available only to the English, but through the wonders of modern technology, the Guardian now...