“Disquiet” Over Mandela Muslim Conversion

Here is one for you. African fella just married his forth wife. Big deal. A politician. So what. Just converted to Islam. Ah, that'll help with the bigamy #3 divorced him for. Number 2...

Food for thought – The captain and the comrade

Yesterday’s results in the New Hampshire primary revealed clear cut wins for both the Republican and Democratic contenders. For the GOP ticket Donald Trump’s overall percentage (at the time of writing) was 35.1% (92,417 votes)...

The Politics of Discontent

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have come away with commanding wins in the New Hampshire presidential primaries, signalling a rejection of 'establishment' candidates in this year's race to the White House. It's clear that voters...

Dear white men: You are worthless

Dear white men, You know that time you thought you earned an A for algebra in the 10th grade? You didn't earn it. Remember when you got a promotion in the call-centre you endured as...

ABC whitewash their own rape apology

Here is a fact check on the ABC website regarding its apology for airing a false allegation that a five year old boy was raped while in immigration detention in Nauru: First exhibit: the homepage...

Quote of the Day: Gaga nails US anthem

I love America, and I love the American national anthem. As a musician, I appreciate the generous use of applied dominants in making an already stirring melody even more grandiose. As a human, I can't...

The Greens Defend Their ABC

The Green's have acted decisively today in a move of solidarity to support its advocacy partner, and propaganda mouthpiece, the people's ABC. When the inconvenient truth was brought to the attention of the Australian...

International Community Ask N Korea Not to Test Nuclear Weapons (Pretty Please with Sugar...

Over the last few days, North Korea has launched a missile into space, claiming that it was a satellite launch and was purely for peaceful purposes. International leaders led by the United Nations Ban Ki-Moon...

Why are Progressives and Regressives in bed together?

What a wonderful age we live in. Turn on Channel 10's The Project and you get a wonderful example of what I am going to lay down for you, though it's writ large across...

Food for thought – Pinko plant gets owned by Trump

During another packed Trump rally at a town hall in Exeter, New Hampshire on Thursday, Donald Trump levelled a magnificent bull-baiting blow against some pinko cretin from “Southern California”. In the televised footage of the...

Church Moves For Sanctuary Will Harm Those They Seek To Help

This week a number of churches have made public announcements stating their intention to offer sanctuary within church walls for asylum seekers. While this offer is largely motivated by compassion (and just enough self-righteousness...

‘As Government Expands, Liberty Contracts’ Quote of the Day

This weekend marks the 105th anniversary of President Ronald Reagan's birth. We at the XYZ have previously celebrated President Reagan's steadfastness in defending classical liberal values, his vision for human flourishing and achievement, and...

Free Market can solve sexual discrimination

It is believed that Peta Credlin has been proposed, by Tony Abbott to Malcolm Turnbull, for the position of Australia's new sex discrimination commissioner. Now, I know what you're all thinking, and yes, this...

Agitator Butt-licking Con of the Week

As most common-sense conservative folk would know deconstructing the lefty-loving narrative at their ABC is a fairly hard task for a volunteer “reactionary” writer. Given the public funded propaganda mill commands a media empire...

Julian Assange: Hero or Villain?

Over the last couple of days, a United Nations report has found that Julian Assange has been "arbitrarily detained" in the United Kingdom since 2010 including the last three and a half years he...

Dr Ikbin Depp describes socialism

Socialism is essentially gravity, and everyone loves gravity. Humans have always reached for the stars, but we will never get to the stars, because: yes, gravity. Lets take a group of people, who we know...

Conspiracy Theory of the Night: Are Obama and Rudd the same person?

Welcome to The XYZ's latest instalment of Conspiracy Theory of the Night. The big question on everybody's lips today has been who would be the biggest danger to world liberty as head of the...

The Political Art of Not Answering Questions

"Do you believe in God?" This is a tough question if you happen to be Bernie Sanders. So... What to do? Well, like most politicians addressed with a question they don't want to answer, Bernie Sanders artfully...

Say it with a Picture: The Age is “fair and balanced”

Working at The XYZ, I have learned the hard way how the wrong word in a headline, or the wrong featured image, can lead to people getting the wrong impression about what an article...

Men’s Rights Hijacked

I'm all for male rights when it comes to global equality. Yes, men are still the dominating force of the corporate tree, however in recent years in the public arena they have been stereotyped...