I missed the Grand Final today but guess what – I didn’t kill anybody

Today was one of the worst days of my life.  Well, at least since September 25, 1999.  That was the last time I missed an AFL Grand Final.  The last time before that, I...

Rest assured – radical Muslims only a “tiny” minority

Why is it that whenever there is a terrorist attack, politicians and the media go into overdrive, telling us that it is only a "tiny minority" of Muslims that are radicalised? Furthermore, we are...

Sydney gunman identified as Farad Jabar Khalil Mohammad

The 15 year old boy who killed civilian police officer Curtis Cheng yesterday in Sydney's west, has been identified as Farad Jabar Khalil Mohammad. The ABC reported from police sources that, "It appeared the teenager...

Does the west have a death wish?

Does the Western world have a death wish? Is it certifiably suicidal? Are the once great, proud, and free nations of the West marching inexorably to a passive end, blinded by the mask of...

Modern day martyrs on the rise – it’s becoming dangerous to be a Christian 

As the once great west continues its decline, gouged by politically correct zealots and self loathing socialists, so too does the once strong faith that nurtured its populace, that of Christianity. News from Oregon today,...

Quote of the day 2 October 2015

Today's 'quote of the day' comes from the Washington Times columnist, David Burge: "Maybe the reason people are always offending you and hurting your feelings is because you deserve it." As our contributor Ryan Fletcher says - 'Food for...

Two people killed outside police headquarters in Sydney

**Breaking news** Two people have been killed in a shooting incident outside the New South Wales police headquarters in the Western Sydney suburb of Parramatta. Police have confirmed the deaths, but the victims have yet to...

Breaking News: Malcolm Turnbull replaced by Ahmad Malas!

Breaking news: Malcolm Turnbull has deposed himself as Liberal Party leader and Prime Minister of Australia. In one of the most truly "progressive" moves in politics, the former leader has replaced himself with Ahmad Malas....

Fix the Budget: A criminally sensible idea

There are some things in this world that do not make much sense. You would not do it if it were not already in place. Would you ban alcohol? Ban shoes? Ban cigarettes? Ban...

Islamic leader calls for ‘reset’ of relationship with government

Islamic leader Ahmad Malas has called upon Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to 'reset' the Federal Government's relationship with Australia's Muslims. Mr Malas is a director of the Lebanese Muslim association, and told the ABC today...

Food for thought – You only get out what you Putin

Recent international focus on Russian President Vladimir Putin has caused me to reflect on this steel eyed leader raised from behind the Iron Curtain. With a purported personal net worth of $70 billion dollars...

XYZ Viewer Poll results

The XYZ has shot to the forefront of political and social research over the last couple of weeks, in particular with its poll regarding how the electorate has responded to the sacking of Tony...

Racist article admits migrants aren’t all Syrian

What a great article.. (From The West Australian, 01/10/2015, Headline: Syrians, Afghans clash in German refugee centre riot) https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/29695836/syrians-afghans-clash-in-german-refugee-centre-riot/ Thankfully, as both are victims, no one should complain as there is no oppressor, apart from perhaps Germany,...

Do we even need the UN?

Why is an international forum at which world leaders can meet necessary? Is not the primary function of the UN to avoid war?  How is that going for it? Don't we have enough multilateral forums as...

Quote of the Day: Korean leader of UN doesn’t get irony

The XYZ Quote of the Day could go to UN Secretary General, Ban Ki Moon, for this pearler he made before a meeting of 70 countries at UN Headquarters yesterday: “The future does not belong...

The UN’s disingenuous stance on refugees

The disingenuous language and stance on the current immigration crisis continues from the United Nations following the latest statement from UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon. The desire to maintain an orderly intake or refugees by...

Scientists warn record breaking El Niño will kill us all!

A bearded scientist, who has been in regular contact with The XYZ, has told us that he and his colleagues are expecting a record breaking El Niño over the Pacific Ocean this summer: 'All our...

Abbott sacking causing Liberal Party Exodus

Reports have come in that hundreds of Liberal Party branch members have resigned, have sent letters refusing to work on election campaigns, and have even threatened to join or create alternative political parties in...

Sombrero wearing racists exposed

So I was caught walking through the University campus in my city wearing a French beret... I know, what a callous racist pig I am, to be shamelessly appropriating the culture of the French...

Quote of the Day: Merkel says multicultural society has failed

The XYZ Quote of the Day goes to Angela Merkel, who's words we are quoting from this report by BBC news: "We kidded ourselves a while, we said: 'They won't stay, sometime they will be...