XYZ Viewer Poll: Will Turnbull as PM affect your vote?

Now that the dust has settled, it is a good time to take stock of where people are placed regarding the events of the last few days. The latest XYZ Viewer Poll asks the...

Time for Islamic leaders to address aggression and intolerance in Muslim communities

It is disappointing to see that the president of the Australian Iraqi Muslim Society, Abdul Razak Mohamed has come out today and accused former Prime Minister Tony Abbott of being "engaged in fear mongering...

Turnbull to ABC: I thought you looooved me?

Malcolm Turnbull has reportedly been "deeply hurt" by the sudden turn of the ABC against him since he took up his position as Prime Minister of Australia. The ABC had been very very very...

Former Greens leader: What a fruitcake!

After one of our viewers appeared to so earnestly desire to know just who used the phrase "choose coal or choose death," or to be exact, "do you want death or do you want...

Quote of the day: 15 September, 2015

Intriguingly, today's quote of the day comes in response to the article "choose coal or choose death" from our contributor, Keating: Who would've thought we'd end up with a quote of the day, quoting XYZ,...

Media and Twiterrati execute another Australian Coup d’etat

Tony Abbott was recently un-democratically deposed as the leader of the Australian Government and Liberal Party, in a media and polling inspired coup d'etat. His Prime Ministership was undermined by a toxic media, with...

Tony Abbott: A graceful end

Tony Abbott's final speech as Prime Minister, to a packed parliament house courtyard, was typical of the man many have known in private. Almost without exception, the private Tony Abbott is highly personable, loyal...

Food for thought – El Turnbull the cane toad republican

Malcolm Turnbull, the New Liberal Party leader and the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, has successfully capitalised on the contracting attention span of those disheartened souls being drawn to the “progressive” worldview. Turnbull is a...

Europe enforces its borders

After taking an influx tens of thousand immigrants over the last several days, Germany has announced that it will re-instate border controls. Following Germany's decision, Austria and Slovakia are also taking steps to secure their...

Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm Turnbull has made a strong start as Prime Minister elect. In a short speech, in which he observed more than once "that the hour is late" and ended by telling the nation (somewhat...

Breaking news – No boat people drownings off Christmas Island

Update: As usual, The XYZ's satire has proven itself to be indistinguishable from reality. Not content with the fact that people are not drowning off Australia's coast, Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young has sent an emotive...

Turnbull wins leadership spill! Bill Shorten quits politics!

In a dramatic turn of events today, Malcolm Turnbull has challenged Bill Shorten for the leadership of the Labor Party, and won! The darling of the ABC has long been tipped to rise to...

Time to show your support for Prime Minister Tony Abbott

Enough with the turncoats and instability. Now is the time to get behind Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Tony Abbott is a man with his fair share of faults. But he is the best person to lead...

The West not to blame for Islamic State

Many media writers and pundits alike are keen, and quick to blame the West for the rise of terrorist organisations like Islamic State and al-Qaeda. But political commentator Daryl McCann rightly asks: "does this self-abnegation...

AFL Breaking News: Crowds cheer and boo at football finals

It has been reported that over the weekend there was entertaining and competitive finals football played. Eddie Betts was widely applauded for his skill and brilliant performance. There were cheers and boos over the...

Germany arouses migrants, but now asks them to stop.

Germany has just announced it is reimposing border controls. One migrant explained "It's a bit like walking in a mini skirt in a Middle Eastern street and then crying "rape," before explaining that "Germany should...

Piers Ackerman sums up “refugee” crisis in single sentence

Piers Ackerman, on the Bolt Report, tees off on the media treatment of the "refugee" crisis, and sums the situation up in a single sentence- "Most journalists in Australia by survey are well to the...

XYZ Exclusive: Mecca Crane Collapse an inside Job! Saudi Arabia plans to invade itself...

The XYZ has interviewed an engineer who says there is "no way in hell" that high winds and a lightning strike could have brought down the crane which killed over 100 at Mecca's Grand...

Achtung, Europe! 

You need to be able to read German (or whatever version of English Google Translate churns out), but the summary is easy enough for anyone to understand - An ISIS terrorist posing as an...

The Corbyn Ascendancy

What fun it was to watch the Twitter stream light up like a Christmas Tree as news broke over the weekend of the Jeremy Corbyn win in the British Labour Party leadership ballot. One...