Male anti-violence is the latest “shut up!”

Mark Steyn has described how freedom of speech is being shut down under the guise of making us all safe. It would be nice of we could listen to speakers that the left has...

Quote of the Day: Did Trump Get Played, or did Trump Just Play the...

The comments sections of XYZ newsfeeds regularly see some of the most intelligent analysis of current events on the internet, and reader responses to Donald Trump's airstrike on a Syrian airfield in retaliation to...

Many Questions on Syria

Over the last few days, evidence emerged that the Syrian air force launched a chemical weapons attack which brutalised Syrian civilians. Images of the effects on Syrian children quickly affected US policy, with President...

Acting on Media Bias

Solon I see two essential but very challenging areas that the right, be it the traditional conservative right or the alt-right, must tackle if they are to have any real future. To tackle either requires...

Why we Need to Expose the Extremism of the Greens

If you listened to the mainstream media, you could be forgiven for thinking Australia was about to be overrun by evil right-wing “populist” extremists. Most of these supposed extremists seem to be defined by such...

Food for Thought – Sam Putting the KEK in Kekovich

For a solid year now, your XYZ have been praying to Kek for an Aussie avatar to spearhead the end of the Kali Yuga. It has been my estimation that this prophet from Providence...

Gillian Triggs, Paul Syvret and why you should be terrified

If you’ve been following the news recently as a good XYZ reader is wont to do, you would be aware that our entirely non partisan, totally unbiased, not at all totalitarian Human Rights Commissioner...

One ring to bind them all

A recent advertisement on Australian television features an extraordinarily plain looking young woman who spends the entire commercial in bed in her pajamas as she attempts to choose an internet service provider or something...

Tina Fey Bemoans Women’s Right to Freely Vote

In a breathtaking lack of awareness and recognition of textbook irony, comedian Tina Fey has suggested in so many words that women should not be given a voice at the polling booth. Sure, they can...

Mark Latham – public internet beggar

I am somewhat of a suspicious chap. This trait has been honed over a lifetime of being screwed over and of seeing other people being screwed. I’ve also come to the conclusion that everyone...

Straight to the Point – One Ring to Turn Them Cuck

Leading corporate cuckolds at AirBnB, Qantas, ANZ, Fairfax Media and Foxtel have come out soliciting a free piece of dubious jewellery, for all those marriage revisionists to wear until the rainbow mafia are appeased. Their...

SA government driving away private electricity investment

You may think we live in a modern, industrialised nation, but when civilisation falls, it happens very quickly. If you have ever wondered what kind of mindset led resource-rich South Australia to a point where...

Holden: “Men will not be permitted to go off the reservation” – Axes 4WD...

Iconic Australian brand Holden has announced that it will be ceasing sales of all 4WD vehicles in its range. The move is an additional response to the controversy surrounding a Holden advertisement being displayed on...

Food for Thought – Call Me Billretta

It appears Australia’s mouth-frothing fringe (aka the proto-Marxist Left) have been lamenting at the limpet leadership of Labor in opposing their illusory “white cis-gender patriarchal” enemy. According to one trans-racial-non-binary-gender-fluid-pansexual protester who spoke with your...

Global Warming True Believers Consider Suicide Bombing for Attention

The XYZ has spoken to a fictional character in the climate change scientific community, who has expressed concern that not enough people believe in climate change any more. Like most attention-seeking publicity-whore narcissists, this...

ABC Announces Waleed Aly as New Host of Playschool

In a move that has been lauded by some as innovation, and by others as indoctrination, Waleed Aly is leaving The Project for the greener intellectual pastures of Playschool. ABC management are reportedly delighted...

ISIS Takes Advantage of 18C to Lodge a Complaint Against Q&A

ISIS have taken full advantage of current legislation to lodge a complaint against Q&A, Tony Jones, and the 774 panelists who have at one time or another claimed that they are 'not real Muslims'. "Where...

Daniel Andrews and Western Ring Road Revenue Raising

Once more, state government proves they don't care about safety or efficiency, just your wallet. There is something about Victoria that, when driving, you can just tell you're in this state. I don't mean by...

It’s Time, Mark Latham!

Sky News has always been kind of cheap. What other news network would trot out eccentric news veterans like Terry Galloway (who always appears as though he's had a few too many Reschs at...

The Face of Gay Militancy

Let’s make one thing clear of what I think of gay rights activist Michael Barnett. He is a bullying, totalitarian little thug on a power trip, and those are his positive qualities. Fresh from...