Poll Result: Most Aussies want to catapult Yassmin out of Australia

Yassmin Abdel-Magied.

Australia’s fattest Muslim, Yassmin Abdel-Magied has bemoaned the fact that she isn’t a straight white male. Obviously, nobody has told her that in the current year, all she has to do is identify as one. From the Australian:

“Controversial media personality Yassmin Abdel-Magied says she would have been treated differently by border security if she was a “straight white male” after she was denied entry to the US.

Ms Abdel-Magied was travelling to the United States last week to attend a series of speaking events when she was refused entry by US Customs and Border Protection officials for having an incorrect visa….

Unable to attend the festival, Ms Abdel-Magied spoke in a video forum titled The M Word: No Country for Young Muslim Women with American Amani Al-Khatahtbeh this morning where she said going through customs would have been markedly better if she was privileged.

“I think it’s very different to go through something like that as a person who is accustomed to understanding their place in the world versus someone who has never known very real danger.” she said.

“If you are a person of privilege, a white straight male going through border security, you have a sense of assuredness this system has your back. You believe the rule of law is there to protect you.”

Speaking as a straight white male, I only ever have two thoughts as I pass through border or airport security, or any kind of security screening for a major event or public building:

  1. It is a pathetic symbol of surrender that the majority of border security personnel are non-white, and most of the non-whites are, as the British tend to say, “of Asian appearance.”
  2. All of this nonsense could be streamlined by asking one simple question: “Are you a Muslim?”

The good people at the Australian alerted us to the following tweet which we missed, due to the surplus of absolute SJW gold, in our previous article on Yassmin’s tantrum:

Let’s ignore the fact that this is yet another example of someone with higher diversity points raising the stakes on white leftist betas. Let’s also ignore this tweet’s overt anti-semitism. The point is, the majority of ordinary Westerners don’t want a borderless world. We want the complete opposite of a borderless world. We want the reestablishment of unequivocal boundaries between one country and another, one culture and another, one race and another.

Which brings us to the results of the most recent XYZ Viewer Poll:

How should Yassmin Abdel-Magied be expelled from Australia if she tries to come back?

  • Catapult (50%, 330 Votes)
  • Ejector seat of an F-18 Hornet (25%, 164 Votes)
  • Put her in a canoe and give her one paddle (16%, 102 Votes)
  • Chased by an emu army (9%, 61 Votes)

Total Voters: 657

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Clearly, Aussies are sick of Yassmin’s bulldust and want her out.

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  • switch1

    On the 1st of July 1916 the British armed forces suffered nearly sixty thousand casualties, twenty thousand of them sadly died. Now I’m sure there were many good people fighting for the British Empire who were not white and not British, but I’m sure a large amount of the casualties were ‘White and male.’ Doesn’t sound like White privilege too me!
    People of all colours and cultures have suffered in the past and do so today. This leftist so called ‘White privilege crap’ is just a way of making out that white and western is bad!

  • Noachideous


    To become a seer of that which is not so easily seen, it is important that all Whiteys learn to count in six based senary … or heximal….. If you do …. see then…. that the letter N is the 14 th letter of the 42 lettered English alphabet. 14 is a senary number for the fact that there is no number greater that 5… Thus 14 represents 1×6 sum 4 …. or 10. The 10th letter in the alphabet is J and the N is thus interchangeable with J…..

    The true theatrical nature of this matilda artifice is then revealed …. Say it folks, over and over and Eboler again until it is properly understood and internalised.

    Yours Sincerely,
    The 33rd …… Cracked Keltic Kabbalist………. aka Cracker ClayMore.

  • Al L

    she should be force fed bacon sandwiches, then beaten to a pulp, then catapulted out of this country

  • W. Hunter

    She is agitating others to post vile Tweets on Anzac day.
    Narcissist and mentally ill harridan.
    Aim the catapult toward Mecca and the precious Cube.

  • Bikinis not Burkas

    “straight white male” is she/it saying she/it is a twisted black female?
    Me thinks so!

  • Jai_Normosone

    Is Y A-M fat? I’ve never looked at her long enough to find out. Such a shame that someone who isn’t totally ugly in the face (not going on picture above) has so little intellect going on behind it with a generous portion of fumes-off-shit providing her voice.

    She’s also particularly stupid if she thinks that white males pass through customs without being hassled. If anything, she gets noticed predominantly because she dresses in way that, instead of proclaiming that she is a proud, intelligent woman, she is signalling to a people that are already wary of bomb-chuckers that she is a member of the Bomb-Chucker Brigade (and one that is particularly stupid because she has yet to be reminded of the place that women exist within Islam).

    What makes it worse is that she possesses a not-insignificant amount of arrogance that convinces her that she knows better than everyone else – while conveniently forgetting that many, many members of her future-Dhimmi also have the ability to read and can comprehend elements of her “religion” better than she.