Poll Result: Pretty much everybody hates Clementine Ford


The XYZ Viewer Poll from a couple of weekends ago has been an exercise in the bleeding obvious. Clementine Ford is awful and everybody hates her:

Given Clementine Ford is such a hateful public figure, should she be allowed to be employed by the ABC?

  • No (95%, 1,676 Votes)
  • Yes (5%, 94 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,770

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Clementine Ford has a dark history of calling for the extermination of all men on social media, yet has remarkably been able to avoid Twitter bans and interest from law enforcement.

What is clear is that the vast majority of people do not find the calling for the extermination of all men to be funny. It is not acceptable as a form of political commentary or satire, and it tends to make one unemployable.

Interestingly, a number of comments indicated that they voted yes because they actually thought Ford would be a perfect fit at the communist ABC. This indicates that support for Pigentine Pig is even lower than what our results may indicate.

The best suggestion comes from regular commenter thegentlemantroll:

“Maybe we should be thankful that all the lefties will be in one place, and all that’s needed now is a few renovations to ABC hq: turn the cameras around 180*, forbid exiting the premises, regulate meals, activities and interaction, no speaking out of turn, no questioning or criticising, assign every individual with an iD number in place of their name, only allow possessions based on good behaviour (no weapons or transport), limit contact with the outside world, uniform clothing, menial community work without profit, basic universal healthcare, a limited array of approved books, and a life managed by speaker announcements, guards, surveillance and locked gates. In a nutshell, it’s the socialist paradise they always craved.”

Keep all of the most feral, treacherous parasites in Australia in the one place.

How convenient.

It’s your XYZ.

  • Stiffbastard

    Surely the contract has a six month grace period. It hasn’t been six month yet. Surely management will come to its senses and not make the contract into permanent tenure. We live in hope.

  • James

    A fenced safe space for them. That’s not a bad idea at all.

    Just not down here in Tasmania as so often gets suggested. Bad enough now with all the damn tree changer retirees moving down here demanding we change all the laws because they think it’s beautiful an don’t want it to ever change. …??.. ! .

    Maybe down the south west. Yep, that’d be ok. They all agree we rednecks should never be allowed near the place so that should be perfect for their safe space.

    • Bucky Redux

      “Just not down here in Tasmania…”
      I suggest a bit further South…like in the middle of the Southern Ocean between Tassie and Antarctica.

      • Let’s invent an island and call it an eco-resort.

        • Jai_Normosone

          There is already one there that is ready and waiting to go:
          Mururoa Atoll.

  • Bucky Redux

    I wonder how Clem Pigface will get on with Ita Buttrose, the new Chair of “their” ABC ?
    I can hear the squealing already.


    • thegentlemantroll

      I thought I.P Freeley was getting the gig

  • I hope the XYZ has finished giving that ignoramus oxygen.

    • Jai_Normosone

      I really couldn’t give a shit about her and what she has to say.

  • Bumpstock reloaded

    Before I got Zucked, I tolja so – Clem Pigface Ford would be snapped by the Guardian or ABC before it got anywhere near Centrelink.