Qantas turns jumbo around due to bad words



QF-LGBTIQ bound for London from Sydney was turned back over Perth today, after a mother was heard saying the word “cockpit” to her son.

A Qantas stewardess overheard the word and could not find a gender neutral term to suggest to the mother in the Qantas inclusion and diversity manual.

The stewardess went into a panic attack, running up and down the aisle and telling everyone to get into the brace position. The stewardess had to be restrained and the pilot had no choice but to turn the aeroplane around.

After hearing about the incident Alan Joyce was disappointed there was no gender neutral term for “cockpit”, and said he would resolve this at the next board meeting. Passengers on QF-LGBTIQ were not happy and have asked for compensation.

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  • rob

    Vagina. Just like Joyce a vagina.

    • Repeal fake marriage

      Joyce is actually a vagina decliner. And a pozzed scum sucking piece of shit.

      • Razorback

        Yes he’s a true gezzer pleaser

  • belt fed 7.62mm

    Alan joyce decided to change cockpit to just cock. GBTQ passengers feel safe but Ls were confused until they realized there is no such thing as true lesbians since they all play with phallic shaped objects.

  • clemilf

    What about “Box office”?

  • A deplorable NNYer

    I had to check that is was not the 1st April

    I am glad I sold my QANTAS shares about 10 years ago. I have no confidence in their CEO!

  • Michael Swan

    Flight deck?