Quote of the Day, 8/6/2015: Cracking the ton!

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Today’s Quote of the Day comes from an unnamed XYZ contributor:

“Watching ‘likes’ for The XYZ is like watching Michael Clarke accumulate runs when you’re following the test scores on your phone.  We’ve cracked the double ton!”

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David Hiscox
David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.