Ship out, pinko! (an Aussie poem)

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Cartoon by Ryan Fletcher
Cartoon by Ryan Fletcher

While the soy-sipping trendies
contemplate our end,
Conservative Australia
stands ready to defend.
When the pinkos scream aloud,
“You bigots all should die!”
Conservatives will state,
“Little cretins have a cry!
You hate whites, you hate men
You hate queen and country
You hate liberty, you hate property
You hate all and sundry.”
Though the pinkos will reply,
“You bigots are really dumb”
We’ll align up our boots,
And launch it up their bum.
Australia is for Australians
And if you disagree,
We’ll happily get a boat,
And ship you out to sea.