Slackbastard confirms he will attend Melbourne Anarchist Bookfair in August


On Saturday, August 11, some of the most earnest leftists in Melbourne will be holding the Melbourne Anarchist Bookfair at Brunswick Town Hall, on the corner of Sydney Road and Dawson Street, Brunswick. They have somehow produced a hilarious flyer featuring a sluttily dressed, lace-up-boot-wearing woman of colour who is reading a pamphlet about the Essendon Football club.

She is seated next to a cat.

The bookfair has been advertised on the site of convicted fraudster and amateur librarian, Slackbastard, who has told us he plans to again man one of the stalls this year. The Reservoir resident was kind enough to grant us a short interview:

XYZ: What kind of numbers are you expecting to attend, and how many stalls are booked for the fair?

SB: Last year two people actually came in but they had mistaken us for a Middle Eastern Bakery. It is the same half dozen people each year who put up a stall each. Most of the books we try to flog are in Spanish or Russian. Do you speak Spanish or Russian?

XYZ: No. Can you tell me who put together that hilarious flyer though?

SB: It was one of the chicks, of course! Obviously it is funny because of the whole cat lady angle. But what most people don’t realise is that most of the chicks in this scene also reckon they have special powers. They identify as wiccans, hence the black cat, but really they are all just batshit insane.

XYZ: Will Mrs. Slackbastard be in in attendance?

SB: No, someone has to stay home and mind the cats.

XYZ: Can you tell us more about Slackbastard?

SB: Well, I just look after the tech side of things, actually. The man players are a small network of hacks who work for Fairfax and the Guardian and elderly, balding professor at Monash. We all met at La Trobe back in the 70’s. Some of us used to date. Got quite incestuous, really.

XYZ: Well, considering that everybody in the community you target pretty much knows who you guys all are, we have to say you are quite brave to keep operating as you do.

SB: Well, that just comes with the territory. As an advocate of free speech, I am actually more than happy for people to come down and have a friendly chat.

XYZ: Great. How will we spot you?

SB: I’m the guy with the muscle wastage.

It’s your XYZ.

  • Repeal fake marriage

    David, did you forget to label this as satire?

    • 9x19parabellum

      I agree seems like fake news. Then again could be true

  • 9x19parabellum

    You made and error in the last line. Let me fix it for you.
    SB: I’m the guy with muscle wastage. Also a big fat homo soyboi and my missus is a bloke. I hope XYZ readers come and troll my gay book fair.

  • Sam Vimes

    Who or what is a Slackbastard??

    • Jai_Normosone

      Pretty much anyone who:
      1) Looks at the current state of Australia, shrugs their shoulders and says, “Yeah but what can ya do?”
      2) Thinks that the cultural changes in the country and natural and that everyone else just has to get used to it.
      3) Every. Single. One. Of the officials on every union payroll (aka: BLUDGERS)
      4) Western Sydney & South East Melbourne (you know the areas)

    • Noachideous

      Have had some time observing, probing and testing the work of the Slack arsed ‘tard for the purpose of understanding.

      It was closely affiliated with the very kosher FightDemBack, FDB 642 48.

      The alphanumeric symbolism is the same as that of the OHPI, and the number FDB displays all 26 elements of the CUBE… that being 6 8 12.

      The behavior of FDB suggests that the purpose of its existence was to dox those who established jewry deemed troublesome in the context of the outcomes described in texts that comprise ……judaism.

      SB continues with the doxxing agenda… In the 12 years I’ve observed it, the narrative never changes and there is never any new revelation regarding the way the world works. It suggests SB to be entirely formulaic by strategic design. That is ….. it is not natural or sincere.

      Established jewry as represented by the ADC ECAJ BnaiBrith AJDS, JAF at least …. are well aware that the doxxing of goyische individuals for reasons of religious non-compiiance is entirely unlawful, and we speculate here that this represents the purpose of an atheistic, “Anti-Fa” front…. or Anarchist facade that acts locally, but in concert …. globally. THEY are everywhere in the YT racial world…

      The recalcitrant individual born not jew, thankfully, is doxxed by the Anti-Fa in the first instance as part of a theatrical struggle against …. Nasticism.

      Jewish contacts within the mainstream media and the other more openly religiously motivated jewish organisations like those listed above, then run with the information made available by the likes of SB and FDB and commence to spread the dox in the mainstream media and created manufactured accounts such as those that exist in Linked-in etc.

      Jews within government commence to exert their religious imperatives from behind the firewall of governance in attempt to make earning a living difficult.

      The ultimate purpose in all of this is punitive, and it finds its source in matters of religion.

      It doesn’t always go as planned for them does it Boiz ? Australia is not yet a totalitarian jewish theocracy and there remains some recourse to Law, Reason and so called Natural Justice.

      If SlackBastard is not in the employ of established jewry…… it may as well be. It works for the same religious outcomes that demand the destruction of non-jew racial nations.

      The Prigs claim to be a friend of the goyische working man, but it is entirely conditional and only if you agree to kneel like a Mohelien Noahidiotic Knob Goblin so as to commence without shame and in allegorical display…… the schmokin’ of ….. Schmueley’s ….. diseased ……syphllitic ……schmekel.