Stan Grant given a professorship because he’s brown


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Tan Grant is an example to everyone of what you can achieve if your ethno-economic narrative hits the right notes and tugs the Big Sister feelz.

Born poor? Tick.

Part indigenous? Tick.

Friends with Marcia Langton? Tick.

Can you read and talk slowly in heavy makeup? Jackpot!

You’re gonna hit the big time baby.

Cadetship with Macquarie Radio Network straight out of uni. Press gallery reporter at 21. Foreign correspondent in his mid-20’s. Current affairs host on Channel 7. SBS, CNN, SBS again, Sky News and then prime-time gigs at their ABC. In 2016, Stan even put it about that he was considering a run at politics.

It’s a cable-car of opportunity for the privileged, baby.

For such a racist country, Australia has sure paved the way for Stan. Millions in earnings, fame, opportunity. And now Stan is handed a professorship. The most senior academic position with a base salary of $175K. Just because.

That’s more than double the average gross adult earnings in Australia. It’s academic, though. Stan’s no doubt already a millionaire. And he’ll still have a paid gig as ‘Indigenous and International Affairs Analyst’ with their ABC, along with whatever other chairs and royalties he gets.

Wow. Selling white genocide is lucrative!

For a celebrity with a BA to be given such a high-level academic position makes a mockery of academia. It’s a slap in the face to every millennial part-time tutor and associate lecturer with citations under their belt and heavy teaching loads share-housing and living on tofu nuggets to make ends meet with no hope of attaining tenure.

It’s pure Clown World.

Stan is getting made prof despite having no research publications. He hasn’t even co-authored some reviews to make a start. All his writing has been books, news reports, op-eds and an essay. It was called “The Australian dream: Blood, history and becoming”.

Come to think of it, this is exactly the type of meaningless word salad you encounter in academia these days. Maybe Stan is qualified.

There was one peer-reviewed article I found which had a Stan Grant as lead author: “A comparison of the reproducibility and the sensitivity to change of visual analogue scales, Borg scales, and Likert scales in normal subjects during submaximal exercise.”

Yeah I don’t think our Stan wrote that one.

In academic terms, Stan’s output has been zero. Nada. Nothing. And now he’s leap-frogging all the bright young things who did the right thing and actually studied while Stan was being feted by CNN in UAE.

My guess is that some on the faculty would be pissed. Stan only has a bachelor degree, after all. This is the academic equivalent of a civilian with no military experience being made a general because they are famous. It’s political, it’s decadent and it’s scandalous.

But it gives Stan a platform to continue pushing his anti-white hate, open borders democide and globohomoism, and that’s what really matters. That’s why Stan gets the trophies and the ribbons. He’s serving The Agenda.

At high school in Griffith, Stan was a thug. He recounts a story that he once beat up a white kid because of his colour, with a group of older Aboriginal boys standing around and egging him on. There’s no apology when he tells the story.

Can you imagine if a story came out about a white celebrity who ganged up with a group of white boys and beat up an Aboriginal kid? It’d be #metoo on roids.

For ethnic supremacists like Professor Langton and soon-to-be Professor Grant, this is a race war. They are motivated by hatred. They know their enemy. They are tribal.

And in a race war, the tribalists always win.

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  • Daniel Watts

    Totally ignores his white heritage…no privilege on that side of his bread.

  • thegentlemantroll

    The elite handing out goodies to themselves as always. Journalists propagandise for politicians, politicians lavish funds on the academics, academics hand out accolades to journalists. All of them sucking the lifeblood out of the ordinary taxpaying citizen.

  • fimbulwinter

    politics, media, academia, finance. Burn them all.

  • Bucky Redux

    “Internationally renowned journalist and eminent thought leader Stan Grant will join Griffith University as Professor of Global Affairs in December.”

    “eminent thought leader”

    • A deplorable NNYer

      That University had a degree in sexology. Who need to study how to fukk?

  • Maryanne

    The once respected title of ‘professor’ has become debased by bestowing it on such creeps as Julia Gillard and Stan Grant. Gurgle, gurgle, down the drain we go with regard to academic standards.

    With any luck, soon even the Chinese middle class won’t waste money sending their children to Australian universities. Then the shit will hit the fan because stupid Australian politicians regarded Chinese students as a cash cow and condoned the debasement of standards.

  • Minging

    It’s only fair… he’s spent the best part of a decade buying buckets of ‘self-tan’…

  • A deplorable NNYer
  • Sometimes I think we should just give them what they want.

    It would certainly reduce their numbers significantly.

  • Jai_Normosone

    I missed this and saw the headline.
    The next thing I thought was, “You have got to be fucking kidding me! Giving Tan Rant a Professor title… For Fucking What??? Pretending to be aboriginal while actually being a coconut?”