Likely future for US:
- Trump elected president 2016
- Emoji is made international “lingua franca”
- Event triggers Kanye to run in 2020. Names himself VP running mate
- Kanye(‘s) wins and new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians is filmed in the White House in the style of 24. Kiefer Sutherland guest stars as himself.
- Google search term “first+lady+sex+tape” breaks the internet. This time good and proper.
- Internetless US descends into anarchy and chaos.
- Post-dystopian war lord Trump gets “make America great again” hats out of storage.
- British return to hit the reset button.
- Caitlyn Jenner is a vision of strength and elegance despite the chaos.
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