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Breaking: Labor Party concedes defeat

Bill Shorten has just conceded defeat in the federal election on behalf of the Labor Party. Although the Coalition has not yet attained the...

Labor promises return to surplus by 2135

A spokesperson for the ALP has stated today that Labor intends to return Australia's budget to surplus by 2135, (or 2166 at the very...

Nova Peris to launch AFL career

Australian Olympic gold medalist Nova Peris is reported to be 'quite chuffed' by the overwhelmingly positive response to reports that she may be considering...

Straight to the Point: Kenny skewers Windsor

The wonderful moment when journalist Chris Kenny skewers political coward and attention seeker Tony Windsor. As you may recall, the rural Socialist propped up...

Christmas reading anyone?

“Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year, and your unhappy task to organise.” So Harry (Alan Rickman) tells his flirtatious...

Future watermelon government

Greens leader Senator Richard Di Natale has indicated today that he would be willing to enter into a coalition with the Labor Party to...

Labor’s only hope

Yesterday I wrote a piece foreshadowing the collapse of the Labor Party. While I think Labor is facing a very serious identity and electoral crisis,...

The Collapse of the Australian Labor Party

Things aren't looking too peachy for the Australian Labor Party right at the moment. And I'm not just talking about the bounce in the polls...

XYZ Viewer Poll: Will Turnbull as PM affect your vote?

Now that the dust has settled, it is a good time to take stock of where people are placed regarding the events of the...

Dumb and Dumber

Only the Labor Party could be this dumb (on second thoughts, maybe that's insulting to the Greens). But one can only marvel at the...