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Dictator Dan plans to put Victorians in camps

XYZ Satire always predicts the future. Always. From nEwS.cOm: The Victorian Government is hoping to push through a new bill that would allow them to detain “high-risk”...

Daniel Andrews and the Great Tomato Massacre of 2020

It is with great pride that The XYZ can report that Daniel Andrews’ finest warriors have defended Melbourne from a diabolical conspiracy which centred...

Grandma arrested for protesting lockdown to save Grandma

So, you institute a lockdown on the pretext of saving grandma and grandpa from the Chinese Diversity Flu. Then when grandma and grandpa say...

The Uncuckables Ep. 84: The Lockdown RoadLoop

With Victoria going into another six weeks of tweaked stage 4 lockdown and Britain on the road back into lockdown it would appear we...

Why didn’t the media try to ruin these grannies’ lives?

Twitter has been interesting this morning. nEwS.cOm has run a series of headlines apparently sympathetic to people who oppose the lockdown: Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews...

XYZ Live #132 – Dictator Dan’s Roadmap to Nowhere

Daniel Andrews’ so-called “road map” to so-called “covid normal” is merely a pretext to string us all along. They have set the bar so...

Victoria Police Love Playing Politics

The justification for stealing our money in the form of taxation is that it is “for the common good.” Supposedly, the state levies resources...

Thousands March in Melbourne for Freedom Day

Up to 2,000 people have converged on the Shrine of Remembrance in Melbourne’s CBD for a Freedom Day rally to Protest the Daniel Andrews...

XYZ Live #130 – Endless Lockdown of Love

Sometimes we tire of being able to predict the future, ie that the lockdown will never end. Then we get over it and realise...

XYZ Live #128 – Normies vs the Corporate Press

Here is the XYZ Livestream from Monday night, coming to you from the city that is the blueprint for the enslavement of the rest...