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We see what you did there Dan

The lockdown has been a happy period for me. I am in the best condition of my life, I have played a lot of...

Helicopters are circling over Melbourne’s suburbs day and night and people...

A helicopter passes at frequent intervals over my house a couple of times every 24 hours. It can be at any time of the...

Successful anti-lockdown flashmob protest conducted at Chadstone

A flashmob style protest was successfully pulled off yesterday at Chadstone Shopping Centre against the oppressive lockdown in Victoria. Here is how Channel 9...

Dictator Dan is expanding his Gulag Archipelago

The XYZ satire accurately predicted the future that Daniel Andrews would strive to put thought criminals in death camps. Naturally, it happened. We have also toyed with...

Daniel Andrews and the Great Tomato Massacre of 2020

It is with great pride that The XYZ can report that Daniel Andrews’ finest warriors have defended Melbourne from a diabolical conspiracy which centred...

Victoria Police are out of control

In Victoria yesterday this happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkLXS5mDwAU&feature=emb_title How the male in the car manages to not behead the thugs with his bare hands is quite remarkable. He...

Grandma arrested for protesting lockdown to save Grandma

So, you institute a lockdown on the pretext of saving grandma and grandpa from the Chinese Diversity Flu. Then when grandma and grandpa say...

Why didn’t the media try to ruin these grannies’ lives?

Twitter has been interesting this morning. nEwS.cOm has run a series of headlines apparently sympathetic to people who oppose the lockdown: Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews...

Thousands March in Melbourne for Freedom Day

Up to 2,000 people have converged on the Shrine of Remembrance in Melbourne’s CBD for a Freedom Day rally to Protest the Daniel Andrews...

Dictator Dan’s KGB arrests pregnant women for Facebook post

We are living under tyranny. This is completely unacceptable. This was never about a virus with a 99.6% survival rate. Welcome to the new global...