Tag: Nuke Melbourne

Seriously, nuke Melbourne: A private school in Melbourne is reportedly supporting a year eight, non-verbal student in identifying as a cat. Note that you cannot escape...

“Kapi Art Space Inc. is a not-for-profit arts organisation based in the Yarra Ranges encouraging supportive and inclusive arts-based activities and events.” How’s that inclusivity...

Never relax: A Melbourne father has revealed his attacker was smiling as the man stabbed him twice in the back in a mid-afternoon road rage...

Victoria is officially a shithole: A record number of Australians moved to another state or territory through the second year of the COVID-19 pandemic, with...

Several hundred violent conspiracy theorists marched through Melbourne’s CBD yesterday, convinced that a court ruling on the other side of the world could affect...

I don’t believe them, but no doubt a strong proportion of Australians really did support the lockdowns: Two-thirds of Australians felt the severity and duration...

Obviously, he would never say it’s African Gangs. Everybody knows African Gangs are terrorising Melbourne again, but everybody knows you’re not allowed to say...

A boy escaped death yesterday by the barest of margins after having his throat slashed by a machete in Lygon Street, Carlton, just north...

I would like to reiterate my calls to presidents Kim Jong-Un, Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin, hell even Narendra Modi: Please nuke Melbourne. The world’s most...

Yesterday Victoria Police engaged in a bit of police brutality, just for old time’s sake. Greens Senator Lidia Thorpe has called police officers 'criminals' and...