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Assistant Commissioner Luke “Fatty” Cornelius scoffs 57 donuts during press conference

Obese Assistant Commissioner Luke Cornelius waddled into a press conference on Thursday carrying enough KFC to feed 20 people. It was gone by the...

BREAKING: AFL Announces Trans Round

In a press conference today the AFL have announced the Round 14 Fixture, continuing the packed schedule to ensure the Grand Final can be...

Daniel Andrews to make his speeches more accessible for blind people

After announcing yesterday that all Victorians will be moved to death camps, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has made another stunning and brave announcement which...

Daniel Andrews to move Victorians from prison camps to death camps

Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has announced that Melbourne will move to stage 4 coronavirus restrictions and to a state of disaster from 6:00 pm...

Melbourne hipsters worry face masks will hide their beards

Victoria’s new face mask regulations have thrown inner Melbourne’s hipsters into crisis, with reports of 80’s era Nintendo music being heard well into the...

BREAKING: Daniel Andrews announces new coronavirus safety advice

At a press conference today Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews announced a new list of measures the Labor government will be requesting Victorians follow to...

Third World Refugees Flee Victorian Third World Shithole: Trying to Get...

A boatload of ex-New Australians believed to have fled Victoria is currently stranded off the Indonesian coast. Even before the coronavirus lockdown the Indonesian...

Trump Dons Skull Mask: Says “White Guys Aren’t Gonna Take It...

Barely a week after his divisive Mount Rushmore Speech in which he controversially claimed that “it’s not okay to just kill all white people”,...

BREAKING: QandA advertise for audience using misleading photo of Julia Gillard

If you have clicked on this, there isn’t really anything more you can get from this piece that you haven’t already gotten from the...

Scomo to grant asylum to Hong Kongers provided they buy an...

Sean Carson Following on from Boris Johnson and the UK, Scott Morrison says he’s prepared to grant asylum to Hong Kong citizens fleeing the CCP...