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Australians line-up for mandatory government COVID-19 anal probes for their safety

Mike Harrison Australians have lined up in their thousands outside hospitals around the country, after the Morrison government enacted mandatory anal probes to fight COVID-19. The...

Australian man survived deadly COVID-19 outbreak by living inside crowded Bunnings

Tim Jones An Australian man who has spent the last six weeks living in Bunnings has told of his narrow Coronavirus escape, emerging only now...

Malcom Turnbull undergoes surgery to remove sand from his vagina

Mike Harrison Former PM and Liberal Party MP Malcolm Turnbull has undergone surgery in Sydney tonight, to have numerous particles of sand removed from his...

Julian Burnside rushed to hospital after overdosing on own farts

Mike Harrison In what can only be described as life imitating art, Melbourne lawyer Julian Burnside was admitted to hospital overnight after being found unconscious...

Universities that bribed international students to circumvent quarantine demand bailout

Tim Jones Australian universities have gone cap in hand to the Australian government tonight, demanding a tax payer bailout to prevent universities from falling over. IEAA...

Australian Universities launch “Buy a degree, get free citizenship” program

Tim Jones Australia’s universities have launched a revolutionary new program to attract even more international students down under. From the 2021 academic year onwards, every international...

ZOMBIE OUTBREAK: China Coronavirus Creates Chaos

It’s official, people. Coronavirus will turn you into a zombie. You know what this means? We get to do what we have been preparing...

Food For Thought – Screw Your Speech, Abort Whitey

Pro-White advocates are probably aware that Red Ice was deleted from YouTube the other day. Red Ice has been arguably one of the aesthetically...

PooGate: Defecating on the face of a white woman complies with...

Let's play a game. Imagine that on our regular Monday night livestream or on the new Uncuckables which airs at 8:30 pm AEST every Thursday,...

Breaking: Scott Morrison announces anti-association laws for nationalists

In the wake of the mass shooting on March 15 in Christchurch by a far-right extremist which resulted in the death of 50 people,...