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Vegemite banned due to history of blackface

Kraft has announced today that it will cease production of its signature product Vegemite, responding decisively to criticism by anti-racism activists on Twitter. A...

Waleed Aly applauds African gang who assaulted young girl at train...

Sean Carson Project panellist Waleed Aly has applauded the assault of a white teenage girl at Southern Cross Train Station in Melbourne earlier in the...

Footy crowds are back! AFL reclassifies all matches as BLM rallies

Good news for footy fans, crowds will be allowed back in to stadiums around the country after a stroke of genius from AFL administrators...

ABC journalists on strike after being forced to write negatively about...

Sean Carson Journalists at the ABC have walked off the job today, after the revelation that staff were made to write negatively about immigration for...

Australians line-up for mandatory government COVID-19 anal probes for their safety

Mike Harrison Australians have lined up in their thousands outside hospitals around the country, after the Morrison government enacted mandatory anal probes to fight COVID-19. The...

Australian man survived deadly COVID-19 outbreak by living inside crowded Bunnings

Tim Jones An Australian man who has spent the last six weeks living in Bunnings has told of his narrow Coronavirus escape, emerging only now...

Malcom Turnbull undergoes surgery to remove sand from his vagina

Mike Harrison Former PM and Liberal Party MP Malcolm Turnbull has undergone surgery in Sydney tonight, to have numerous particles of sand removed from his...

Julian Burnside rushed to hospital after overdosing on own farts

Mike Harrison In what can only be described as life imitating art, Melbourne lawyer Julian Burnside was admitted to hospital overnight after being found unconscious...

Universities that bribed international students to circumvent quarantine demand bailout

Tim Jones Australian universities have gone cap in hand to the Australian government tonight, demanding a tax payer bailout to prevent universities from falling over. IEAA...

Australian Universities launch “Buy a degree, get free citizenship” program

Tim Jones Australia’s universities have launched a revolutionary new program to attract even more international students down under. From the 2021 academic year onwards, every international...