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Food For Thought – Detoxing From The Decadence Of Facebook

Following a very hu-White working Christmas and New Year, which has seen a new romantic interest enter my life, the sons of whores over...

Mongolia bans horse riding to curb lingering nationalist sentiment

Mongolia is a country with a long history of violence, militarism and colonialism. For centuries its armies brought war and imperialism to the people...

Melbourne installs Diversity Protection System for New Year’s Eve

Melbourne authorities have installed a Diversity Protection System (DPS) in the CBD to warn revellers against Random Acts of Violence by the Mentally Unstable...

Hans-Hermann Hoppe Supports Calls For An ANTIFA Extermination Order

Hans-Hermann Hoppe, the German-born American Austrian School economist, renowned Libertarian Anarcho-Capitalist philosopher and author of “Democracy: The God That Failed”, has recently issued a...

Breaking! Adam Goodes calls for Don Bradman Stand to be renamed!

In a controversial speech yesterday at the Sydney Cricket Ground before the Swans' systematic demolition of Essendon in the Second Elimination Final, former footballer...

Soy milk shortage destroys central Melbourne

Inner-city Melbourne has descended into the abyss, according to sources close to The XYZ, after a national Bonsoy shortage has thrown hipsters and vegans...

Food for Thought – Drawing Delight From Disdain

For some time now, I have enjoyed riling up humourless “Have-Nots” (whom, from what I can see, lack the capacity to derive any joy...

Global Warming True Believers Consider Suicide Bombing for Attention

The XYZ has spoken to a fictional character in the climate change scientific community, who has expressed concern that not enough people believe in...

ABC Announces Waleed Aly as New Host of Playschool

In a move that has been lauded by some as innovation, and by others as indoctrination, Waleed Aly is leaving The Project for the...

ISIS Takes Advantage of 18C to Lodge a Complaint Against Q&A

ISIS have taken full advantage of current legislation to lodge a complaint against Q&A, Tony Jones, and the 774 panelists who have at one...