Thought for the Day: Dastyari may not be a Muslim, but he is certainly a Wanker

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Of all the brilliant things I have heard Sam Dastyari been called in the last 24 hours; “pipsqueak”, “Mr Bean”, “smart-arse”, it is this line from James Ashby which really puts a smile on my face, but also gets me thinking:

“Sam Dastyari gets heckled because he’s a wanker … and not because he’s a Muslim.”

Is he a Muslim?

Aside from the fact that Pauline and her team are clearly some of the only political operatives in Australia who have actually learned something from Trump – never apologise, always escalate – It is understanble why Hanson has so little sympathy for Dastyari. He attempted to humiliate her on that infamous episode (are there any other) of Q&A by means of the offer of a Halal Snack Pack.

But those with a long political memory would also remember that Hanson was surprised that evening by Dastyari’s revelation that he was a Muslim – she didn’t know:

The astute will note that he didn’t directly answer the question:

“Are you a practicing Muslim?”

(Wikipedia describes him as a “non-practicing Muslim”.)

And that was the whole point of the set-up by Patriot Blue.

As The XYZ’s Eh?nonymous put it so beautifully in September 2016, “Sam’s a Muslim for Q&A on Mondays, and a secular lefty Tuesday to Sunday”.

Gets you thinking…

What was he doing in a pub?

  • He’s a creep. I hope he is hounded out of every pub in the country.

  • clemilf

    Dirty D the apostate hypocritical swine. Mr Bean would not imbibe. Pauline would be brilliant at comedy. The shit test of the week… Are you a Muslim????

  • John Sheppard

    He was in a pub looking for exactly the kind of confrontation he got.

  • belt fed 7.62mm

    I wonder if all the Chinese money is earning interest.

  • Shanghai Sam doesn’t pass the Pub Test.

  • Damien Smith

    Muslim Mr Bean

  • Bikinis not Burkas

    Regarding Shanghai Sam drinking!
    I’m totally confused!
    Allah said drinking is OK but don’t be drunk while you are praying for the downfall of the disbeliever,
    Quran 4:43

    Sahih International
    O you who have believed, do not approach prayer while you are intoxicated until you know what you are saying or in a state of janabah, except those passing through [a place of prayer], until you have washed [your whole body]. And if you are ill or on a journey or one of you comes fromthe place of relieving himself or you have contacted women and find no
    water, then seek clean earth and wipe over your faces and your hands [with it]. Indeed, Allah is ever Pardoning and Forgiving.

    THEN there is

    The Reliance of the Traveller (Sharia Law) which says:-
    Chapter O16.0: The Penalty for Drinking
    O16.1
    Any beverage that intoxicates when taken in large quantities is unlawful both in small and large quantities, is unlawful both is small and large quantities.whether it is wine, (A: fermented) raisin drink, or something else.
    O16.2 The penalty for drinking is obligatorily enforced against anyone who:

    (a) drinks;
    (b) has reached puberty;

    (c) is sane;

    (d) is Muslim;

    (e) does so voluntarily;
    (f) and knows it is unlawful (A: the restrictions mentioned above (o12.4) about the ignorance of the prohibition of adultery also applying here).
    O16.3
    The penalty for drinking is to be scourged forty stripes, with hands, sandals, and ends of clothes. It may be administered with a whip, but if the offender dies, an indemnity (def: o4.4) is due (A: from the scourger) for his death. If the caliph (def: o25) increases the penalty to eighty stripes, it is legally valid, but if the offender dies from the increase, the caliph must pay an adjusted indemnity, such that if he is given forty-one stripes and dies, the caliph must pay 1/41 of a full indemnity.

    Are you any the wiser?
    Try Muruna, “Violating the Sharia” to fool the west.