Thought for the Day: Malcolm wants republic because Barmy Army hurt his feelings


The XYZ has received secret footage which may reveal the true reason why Malcolm Traitor has put the possibility of an Australian republic back on the agenda, less than two decades after a referendum on the matter produced a resounding “no”:

The XYZ is unsure how long this infamous chant of the Barmy Army has been around, but we suspect it started up some time around 1999.

It must really get to Malcolm, every time he hears “your Queen”.

Elizabeth is definitely not /his/ queen.

Australia isn’t even really /his/ country..

It’s your XYZ.

  • belt fed 7.62mm

    When the Monarch gets replaced with a Caliph, Malcolm Turncoat will be calling for Aus to return to Englandistan.

  • Caitlin1488⚡️⚡️

    Malcolm is Jewish by birth.

    • Xero

      …and an “ex” Goldman Sachs’ man
      …and instated / installed (not voted in) “PM”
      …and under instructions from the same masters as Merkel & Co