Viewer Poll: How should Australia expel Yassmin if she comes back?

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Not an Aussie. From Twitter.

Yassmin Abdel-Magied has been expelled from the United States. Well, they refused her entry, but expelled sounds cooler.  Or even “cast out”.

From KnowYourMeme.

I thought when a rapping female Iranian vegan animal rights campaigning yoga instructor shot up YouTube but missed, it would remain the funniest thing that has happened this century for at least a month, but hey, I’m not complaining.

That feeling you have, right now, it’s called joy.

The XYZ has obtained exclusive footage of the moment Australia’s favourite Muslim ingrate touched down:

“Despite my Australian passport”. Thing is, she’s not an Australian. So, next time she tries to come back, we here at The XYZ humbly suggest to the Australian government that we follow the lead of our American friends and send her packing, back to an Islamic country, like, say, England.

The only question left is how exactly we do this. That’s where you come in, dear reader. We have provided a helpful list of fun ways to expel Yassmin. Enjoy:

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It’s your XYZ.